Imagination is this week's dose of Flash goodness coming in the form of a site that sort of reminds me of Jackson Pollock meets Ze's Drawtoy VS Byokal.

T.O. lab to test DNA of Mystery Dog. Scientists are confused, as the beast that's been terrorizing Maine looks nothing like Cujo.

Bush Stinks! If you elect a frat boy as President of the United States, don't be surprised if he enjoys farting and making others smell it. via y2karl's Flatulence Fiesta

Linux-Curious I've been thinking about switching to Linux for awhile, but not a hundred percent sure if I should...Help! more inside

That only makes eleven (plus one mislaid) and not fourteen, unless wizards count differently to other people. But now please get on with the tale. Recently (sometime between May and July depending on who you ask) people started receiving spam messages that slipped by filters by containing random bits of prose from the works of JRR Tolkien. Dubbed "hobbit spam," these emails contained nothing else- no links, no images, no advertisements of any kind. more inside

Kaleidoscopes! Everything about kaleidoscopes. Brief history of the kaleidoscope. A quick faq about kaleidoscopes. How kaleidoscopes work. More on how kaleidoscopes work. more inside

Gods Armour Pyjamas - no really. With 121 days till Xmas, its the ideal prezzie for scared suburban bible-thumping, intelligent design-weilding,bug-eyed neo-con zionist dogma-monkeys. There. Said it. Via Cliff Pickover's Reality Carnival

Google Games Fire up your search engine for some rather fun games that might actually improve those googling powers. My favorite is Gwigle.

Curious George the Frosh. The ceeb has put together a sorta-lame Frosh Survival Guide. Now, many of us monkeys have hid from reality spent tuition money on drugs and stereos some time at uni or college -- what do you wish someone had told you before you shipped off? What pearls of wisdom can you now impart?

That's no moon! Um, well, actually...

My kind of wake. I don't think this needs further description. But it would enliven the proceedings.

"The Special Needs" or "The Needs" as they were later called, are the best "up and coming" Rock n' Roll band that you will never have the opportunity see live. more inside

Creem archive Lester Bangs, Cameron Crowe, Nick Kent, you know.

Web2DNA Convert your website to DNA Art. Also Websites as Graphs.

Used FAQs. A random roundup of frequently asked questions: Do vasectomies and hysterectomies prevent abductions? Will I get to meet Barbra Streisand? Do I have to be naked all the time??

Culturally Competent George: So, my wife and I are on the cusp of a major move to the Pine Ridge Oglala Sioux Reservation in South Dakota... more inside

Polygamists hold rally in Salt Lake City in which mostly teens defend their polygynous upbringing and desire to enter into polygynous marriages. more inside

Advice for the marrying man from Forbes.com "Guys: A word of advice. Marry pretty women or ugly ones. Short ones or tall ones. Blondes or brunettes. Just, whatever you do, don't marry a woman with a career." more inside

Long and awkward- Wanna know the real reason your camera records video? It’s so you can enjoy a good laugh while making friends and loved ones look silly. more inside

Pass the jar please What would you do to lose weight, or avoid gaining it? Hedi Slimane, a menswear designer at Christian Dior , has his own secret. At least two British jounalists experimented with it. They're not the only ones.