August 25, 2006
Gods Armour Pyjamas
- no really. With 121 days till Xmas, its the ideal prezzie for scared suburban bible-thumping, intelligent design-weilding,bug-eyed neo-con zionist dogma-monkeys. There. Said it. Via Cliff Pickover's Reality Carnival
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I wish they made these in adult sizes--I'd buy one. My kinky high-Episcopalian husband would REALLY enjoy that.
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American Girl Doll...........$9.95 African–American Doll.....$9.95 plus shipping Uh oh. -
Preview is for chumsp.
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I know what I am gonna get Rod and Tod Flanders for Xmas now!!
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Now THAT is what I call magic underwear!
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I'm thinking the obverse (Satan's Armour for Kids) would be a big seller at Hot Topic. Nothing like using scripture to turn a buck. Also, if the kid wets the bed while wearing these jammies, does that mean God has rejected him? I've gotta think it does.
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Testamints! The inspiration for this song. Of course, now you can have the real thing!
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"Liver helps us play!" Can you get negligees in the style of vestments?
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Helpful for those bowel-rattling moth attacks.
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Don't forget daddy!!! Curiously, mommy doesn't have a Christian option.
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Man, what's next, the "Onward Christian Soldiers" edition of G.I. Joe?
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Notice that "truth" hovers somewhere around the groinular area.
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Aesthetically, it builds to quite the religious crotchendo.
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i am surprised it doesnt come with studded gloves or mittens to attempt to prevent the little righteous one from straying too far and flogging the bishop...
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Perfect for their trip to summer camp. All other kids will die of envy!