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August 25, 2006
Gods Armour Pyjamas
- no really. With 121 days till Xmas, its the ideal prezzie for scared suburban bible-thumping, intelligent design-weilding,bug-eyed neo-con zionist dogma-monkeys. There. Said it. Via
Cliff Pickover's Reality Carnival
16 years ago
I wish they made these in adult sizes--I'd buy one. My kinky high-Episcopalian husband would REALLY enjoy that.
American Girl Doll...........$9.95 African–American Doll.....$9.95 plus shipping
Preview is for chumsp.
I know what I am gonna get Rod and Tod Flanders for Xmas now!!
Now THAT is what I call magic underwear!
I'm thinking the obverse (Satan's Armour for Kids) would be a big seller at Hot Topic. Nothing like using scripture to turn a buck. Also, if the kid wets the bed while wearing these jammies, does that mean God has rejected him? I've gotta think it does.
The inspiration for
. Of course, now you can have
the real thing
"Liver helps us play!" Can you get negligees in the style of vestments?
Helpful for those bowel-rattling moth attacks.
Don't forget daddy!!!
mommy doesn't have a Christian option.
Man, what's next, the "Onward Christian Soldiers" edition of G.I. Joe?
Notice that "truth" hovers somewhere around the groinular area.
Aesthetically, it builds to quite the religious crotchendo.
i am surprised it doesnt come with studded gloves or mittens to attempt to prevent the little righteous one from straying too far and flogging the bishop...
Perfect for their trip to
. All other kids will