Breastfeeding games. "The following games practise fun concepts about left and right and colors, suitable for small children. And with their beautiful happy images of breastfeeding babies, they also present more natural images of babies than what they may see in mainstream media or products." Don't miss the narration: "Put the baby on the RIGHT side." Heh.

"Living Will is the Best Revenge." Rarely, a newspaper opinion piece comes along that manages to cut through all the bullshit and pierce the heart of an issue. This is one of those amazingly truthful columns.

Pebblez people. "These toys are made of real stone. This means that they are very heavy and do contain some sharp edges. Some of the Pebblez people contain small parts. These are not intended for small children."

THE ACME MINIATURE CIRCUS STARRING MIDGE AND MADGE, PERFORMING FLEAS

For the love of opera gloves.

International Pajama Day. This April 5, wear your PJ's all day. To work, to school, at home, while running errands. Why? Because "people cannot help but feel positive when covered from head to toe with cozy flannel, the warmth of fleece or the feeling of silk or satin. Pajamas know no boundaries, pajamas are nonpartisan, nonpolitical, nondenominational, and a plethora of other nons."

Curious George: Shipping large items. My best pal just bought a great co-op in this wonderful building, that's the good news. The complicated news is, she's like to ship her dining-room table and chairs back to her parents as she doesn't have room for it. Any ideas on how to go about doing that fairly reasonably? They live about 450 miles away.

Jasmine has 24 puppies! A new canine mom in Arkansas births her way into the Guiness Book of World Records. Don't miss the photo gallery: "She thought for just a minute that she would be able to keep them all in one place. LOL!"

Explore the unexplored! Any spelunker monkeys? The American Cave Conservation Association has announced plans to auction "the opportunity go where no man or woman has gone before," on an exploratory expedition into the Hidden River Cave system in Horse Cave, Kentucky, USA. The eBay auction begins at noon on March 31. The winning bidder will receive a "once-in-a-lifetime chance" to bring five friends and delve into the uncharted depths of the Earth.

Doormats, "The Most Unknown, Underrated but Crucial Health Tool."

HairMax LaserComb achieves over 90 percent user satisfaction and results without any worrying side effects! Feel good about your hair again! (Complete with Forum)

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Celebrate by buying a piece of Ireland, only $49.99. Worldwide shipping!

Shout-Outs Stationery! Made-to-order custom illustrated stationery and gifts starring YOU!

Make Martha Stewart's poncho! 10 percent of the profits go to Xiomaro Hernandez at Alderson Prison, who made the now-famous "Welcome Home Poncho."

Need some quick pickup lines? Such quality offerings as, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

It's Frozen Dead Guy Days!

DO NOT SELL THESE STONES. These positive energy stones are grey in color and small. The positive energy from a stone is not everlasting and will deplete over time. The stones must remain unmarked and in their natural state. Polishing the stone may make it look pretty, but will only reduce the stones overall power

PottyHeadz! "When you dunk them in water they will drink (absorb) and store the liquid in their fat bellies just like a camel. Once full, your little buddy will need to relieve himself like any good Joe and that is where you come in." (SFW)

World's First Gay and Lesbian Natural Attraction Scent. "Each is different but both scents are designed to use to attract a gay people to you or to attract gay friendly people to you, your home or business. Can be used around your home or business to draw people there." Yes, have your home swarming with gays!

Reality TV show for sale.