Damn feminists. Lighten up, will you gals? Frankly, I think this urinal is whimsical, silly -- and, yes, fun. Guess that makes me a bad woman and an even worse feminist. So be it.

786! Come up with a MonkeyFilter ad campaign / logo / jingle / catchphrase / marketing ploy / publicity stunt to attract / repel new members!

Jesus Dress Up - I'm posting this and then stepping away from my computer, in case of lightning attacks.

A shorter Passion. Can't be bothered sitting through Mel's movie? Worried he might give his cut of your ticket to his Holocaust-denying Jew-hating Dad? Get the condensed version from Mushashi!

DIY porn music! And more and my favourite, the boog!. Not, obviously, safe for work. Via Fleshbot.

iso-phones "The Iso-phone is a telecommunication device providing a service that can be described simply as a meeting of the telephone and the floatation tank" (via the always excellent Btang Phlog)

Herbs & Spices for Monkeys

Respect for monkeys regardless of their behaviour.

The Art of Narration in Buddhist Thangka Paintings. ExoticIndiaArt's latest article of the month.

Matt Yglesias Says "InstaPundit really jumped the shark" Here's what Matt Yglesias has to say:

Like a lot of people, I think InstaPundit really jumped the shark -- went from being a site I often disagreed with to just being some kind of nonsense -- during Glenn's comments on l'affaire Plame. But I checked today to see if he could redeem himself with something reasonable to say about Richard Clarke. In a word: No.

The Spin on Spin: Caught on tape (Real videos ).

The York Atmospheric Chemistry Club's Curry House Review.

Curious George Land Rovers: Series III and Defender models. I want one. Am I right? (MI) more inside

"It was horrible... I felt nervous and scared." That's how impoverished 18 year old UK college student Rosie Reid described her first time with the 44 year old man to whom she sold her virginity.

Stolen From The Mothership: Join Me! I thought this was a very good idea (at first), and would like everybody's opinion about it. Is it good? Do you feel uncomfortable about it? Would you care to join? What makes a cult? more inside

Hello Cthulhu more inside

Casual, 'rare', photos of Vladimir Putin. He may be sweet around his kids but he's still a heartless bastard.

Rumsfeld's Resolutions. No idea when the new year begins.

She didn't look like that last night. Some people should stick to root beer, or they might make a monkey of themself. Link leads to comical ape motif IBC root beer commercial (video) from ad outfit Basement.

Pope Gregory is responsible for war, pollution, and global anomie. Only with a new calendar and a global day out of time can we activate the planetary light body and regenerate the biosphere. What, not convinced yet?