Chicken chicken chicken [pdf]. Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken? Chicken chicken chicken! Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken. more inside

Coloring Book In the words of Jim Wirt "came about as a social experiment created for my own personal amusement. Around the middle of 1998 I decided to take crappy clip art and add my own words, then put them in a xerox copied D.I.Y. style booklet. I would then arm myself with 50 or so booklets, hit the various bars in Hollywood and pass them out. It was quite fun seeing the different reactions it would get. So now I bring these images to the internet for you to enjoy as well." Check out his four lovely collections NSFW Language

Jorn's Back The man who invented the weblog as we understand the term today took a breather a couple of years ago, only to return without comment in February this year.

Escher's Tiles Simple Java applet that'll allow you to regularly tile the plane, using the exact same method (and patterns) that Escher used. more inside

A resource for the interested, whether experienced or not. Amputee world isn't much different (at first glance) from other internet sites I've seen which enable people to meet up. There are chatrooms, and the owner of the site takes care not to be exploitative, mentioning the myriad of other pages available to people who just want to gawk. Being porn-free is a marketable angle (but lust and porn can be decent and valid too, in my opinion), but I think the site is most notable for this: "There are a great many different people in this world and, accordingly, a great many different admirers. Perhaps, some of them are sick but unfortunately there are a few sick people in every community in the world." more inside

Dog Condoms

Nate's Plagiarism smackdown "...If a Shudra watches dharma and greg, it will have a positive effect on his karma."

Curious George: Web Design for Mac OSX I'm trying to find a reeeeally simple web design program for OSX. I got Dreamweaver, but find the learning curve a little steep and don't really have the time to put into it. I need a simple wysiwyg program that will let me construct a simple site in just a few days...any suggestions?

12 Monkeys A little toe-tappin' musical confection (Flash). via

For the love of opera gloves.

Would you rub elbows with this man? more inside

The original "cam whore"? The nineteenth-century Countess de Castiglione was obsessed with capturing her own image in over 400 photographs that recreated significant moments of her life. Like today's "cam whores," she liked to pose for "risqué" shots that revealed a bare foot or thigh. more inside

Aussies rank US behind China While John Howard staunchly followed his close friend George W. Bush to war, Australians don't hold the same affection for our key ally, with the US ranking below China, France and Japan in the public's estimation.

A new donor program. I can't tell if this is serious. Anybody from Toronto know if Stone's Place would have a sign-up booth?

Curious George: I'd like to start a blog. Where should I start if I would eventually like to use my blog to promote and distribute (commercially) my original music? more inside

Imagineer That! I've heard the debate about corporate-sponsored vending machines and such in public schools, now it seems those funny folks at Disney are sending imagineers to schools in the US. Gee, what's wrong with making monkey sounds!? more inside

Curious, George: DVD Burning I need help completing my DVD pirating process. So, I decided to ask the smartest group of people I know. Ironic that these smart people are monkeys, ain't it?

Might Mofi Describe your day in a mighty way, as if it were mythological events to be inscribed in stone tablets. Ie., two-fisted tales of ordinary days. (With a might fart, he arose from the bed, and swore vengeance at the roaring lion = He woke up and accidentally stepped on the cat.). Give your life that Conanical flair and tell it like it should be, not like it is.

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out meets breakfast! Ahhh, brings back 8-bit memories!!!

on the Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark?? More Inside more inside