January 23, 2004
Disney's #1 Fan
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
"With up to 30 minutes of rib tickling entertainment, the Pork Chop Revue brings home the bacon and serves up the laughs."
Smack the Pingu
Friday morning (in my part of the world) flash fun!
Timeship.
The world's first comprehensive facility devoted to life extension research and cryopreservation, a six-acre structure that will house research laboratories, animal and plant DNA, and up to 10,000 temporarily dead people.
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The Mezia Consortium
very random. See dogs who study humans, Psychological Pseudoscience and don't miss the cult of 404
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The Dean's List
An incomprehensive list of rock & roll dos & don'ts. Comply.
Stop your gurning, you metoposcopists, and absquatulate
to this page. Over 1400 pages exploring the nooks and crannies of the English language, all compiled by one guy. Think of him as the Jim Loy of English.
Awesome Flash animation of Kubrick's 2001.
(Via MeFi archives.)
Dorkstorm: The Annihilation
, a hysterical article deconstructing the "Ten Geekiest Hobbies" by Seanbaby.
Even the best corporate mascots have their weaknesses...
...and I must admit Mr. Happy Crack is kind of a giggle, but is it really necessary for a home foundation repair corporation to promote baseball caps with slogans like this? Tony weeps for this generation.
...and I must admit Mr. Happy Crack is kind of a giggle, but is it really necessary for a home foundation repair corporation to promote baseball caps with slogans like this? Tony weeps for this generation.
Kurt Wenner : Master Street Painter
(via The Cartoonist...)
The president gets a hankerin' for some ribs
From MeFi !!
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Good communications with others will be essential to this type of Monkey.
Let's keep in mind the character of this year's Wood Monkey (very curious about new inventions or modes of thinking) when debating contentious topics. Monkeys can (and do) play nicely, even when they disagree.
January 22, 2004
Could Lesbians Destroy Your Mortgage?
Daily Mail random headline generator.
Actual press release:
"Darrell Waltrip and Duncan Hines(R) Invite Fans to Get 'Boogity, Boogity, Boogity(TM)' With Brownies."
Yes, it's a NASCAR brownie baking competition.
Monkeys 'Cannot Ape Human Language'
"Monkeys can grasp simple rules of grammar but the key principle common to all human languages is beyond them, new research showed today." There's actually more information in the BBC story, but that one didn't have a monkey pun in the title, so I couldn't very well use it as the main link, now could I?
Gimli, son of Gloin, played by actor John Rhys-Davies is in a bit of hot water with the worldwide Muslim community.
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