January 22, 2004

Actual press release: "Darrell Waltrip and Duncan Hines(R) Invite Fans to Get 'Boogity, Boogity, Boogity(TM)' With Brownies." Yes, it's a NASCAR brownie baking competition.
  • Cool, yet another opportunity to alienate myself by making Nascar/yokels/not real racing comments.
  • These brownies, they're medicinal?
  • Hot boogity boom. Wot I want to know is, is it one Boogity that's trademarked, or just the sequence with all three? Is this is, or is this ain't, a new low for trademarks?
  • This asinine press release Chaps My Ass
  • The unnecessarily overblown website that threatens to crash my computer chaps my bottom.