For our Christian Monkey pals around the world, we present: The Easter Bunny Rap! Heh.

Curious George: How much are you paying for gasoline? With predictions of overwhelming increases at the pump, at what point do you start reconsidering your travel arrangements? How much is too much for you? more inside

The Armour Archive is a great resource for anyone who is interested in making their own armor. You can browse through patterns and essays to help you on your way.

Byzantium: Faith and Power. An online exhibition from the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Schadenfreude TV? Some guy plans to bet all his money on a single roulette spin on Vegas, and Sky plans a show on it. I'm worried at the depths reality TV has sinked to; have we become so jaded that unless it's real anguish, real tears, real desperation, real people subjected to suffering and humilliation, it just doesn't register? It doesn't excites us, otherwise? Now that world news makes the most outrageous Max Headroom episodes seem naive and unimaginative, are we just a season away from Videodrome, the TV show?

Put words in Dubya's mouth. This is way too awsome. Funny how accurate to the real thing it sounds...

J.G.I.W.Y.P. Don't blame me, I got it from Esselle. It's a frightening world.

All the quotes you need to quote. This is kind of an extention of Sullivan's previous post. This one is my favorite.

Billboards--Spam From A More Civilised Age. These babies would give Ladybird Johnson an embolism, but is there anything more American than a GIANT ad?

Japanese Macaques. Photographs taken on a "monkey-hill" near Kyoto.

Monkey Picked Tea. Details * Rare Wild Chinese Tea * Picked by trained monkeys * No, really * Delicate, light flavour * Net Wt. 25g

The Seven Percent Solution. What makes boys and girls different? more inside

The South Park clip that won't be aired. Leaked in-joke och spoof? (Possibly very very offensive. Definately very very not safe for work).

Squirrel Stuffing For Beginners. Impress The Gals! Win Valuable Prizes!

The Cult of Wendell. Grab your jogging suits and Nikes everyone! The Cult is Now Open for your dining and dancing pleasure! more inside

Courtney Love In the Slate Amanda Fortini examines Courtney Love's extreme bavior and music. She believes to two are intertwined. more inside

Stuck in traffic? For US monkeys, the Dept. of Transportation has put together a doozy of a website. State by state highway information, complete with links to construction info, accident reports, and traffic cams. Good lord, the traffic cams. more inside

Tech support haikus - "Last January, the ISP I used to work for gave us an ultimatum-- in order to move customers through the phone que faster, (never mind that the average wait time was over 45 minutes) we were all to limit our after call notes to three lines or less." Can't get to newsgroup alt.binaries.sex.star-trek Sad little monkey. more inside

Viral marketing from mefi OK, This is probably the first time I've ever wanted a mefi account. ahem: "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN"

Curious George...fingers.... how many of them do you use when you are typing...or, should i say, keyboarding? more inside