April 08, 2004

Viral marketing from mefi OK, This is probably the first time I've ever wanted a mefi account. ahem: "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN"
posted by boo_radley 20 years ago
  • Best website in the world. All the others can go home now.
  • boo - no real result on that, it seems... just picks up a pillow and puts it on top of the bookshelf. (unless of course that was supposed to be pantomiming the woman trying to claw her way out of the well.) anyone besides me think this would be funnier with sound effects?
  • It won't lay an egg :(
  • but it gives it a good try
  • It won't do my taxes either.
  • "eat a sandwich" brought the chicken right up to the camera for a big thumbs-up. I was so creeped out I had to leave.
  • "make my day, punk" was...interesting.
  • It knows the electric boogaloo!
  • so VERY wrong. The lighting, the costume - stuff of nightmares. "Show your life in cramped conditions" and "de-beak yourself" dont' work. Now "subservientmonkey.com" would be much more fun. And better looking to boot.
  • I dissected the chicken and found some interesting actions. I won't post them all since it's quite a long list, but here is a excerpt. Especially the categorisation is funny: 322=inactive,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama, osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,osama,saddam, saddam,saddam,saddam,saddam,saddam,suicide,suicide,suicide,kill myself,kill myself,kill myself,depressed,depressed,depressed,depression,depression,depression 305=rrrrrr,,rawr,brunette,dance with girl,random,something different 5=scratch,crotch,balls,nutsack,destroy tokyo,stomp,godzilla,jonny rotten,punk rock,fsu,fuck shit up 98= no shit, ass ,fuck,cock,pussy,motherfucker,cunt, piss ,arse,suck,dyke,bitch,clit, cum ,dick,dildo,feces,felch,foreskin,whore,jizz,jism,masturbate,jerk, anal ,bastard,blowjob,butt,suck,choad,erection,fellatio,incest,semen, tit ,break 234=thumbs,please,thanks,thumb up,thumbs up,how you doing,hows it going,how ya doin,hows it goin, yes , yeah ,burger king, burger king , burger , chicken sandwich , dinner , sandwich , eat chicken ,barbarian, rubenstein ,tom waits, word up , word
  • mare, you got some time on your hands... I want YOUR job.
  • Playing with this while listening to Condoleeza Rice is a really WEIRD combination, let me tell you.
  • squidranch : he probably just decompiled it, or viewed its resource fork, or whatever the hell it is that flash files use. There are a couple tools that can do this, and some of them are easily googled for.
  • 234 is apparently the thumbs up. I love that Tom Waits is randomly in there with all the Burger King-related words. Heh.
  • Don't mess with the chicken. She practices kung fu, tai chi, karate, and boxing. And yet, she'll still make herself into a sandwich for you. I think it's some sort of lesson.
  • What kind of chicken doesn't know the chicken dance? Stupid chicken.
  • certainsome1 wow that's weird. That's exactly what I was doing. And it was an experience!
  • holy shugging fit. Every day I assume the internet can't get any weirder and every day I am proven wrong.
  • clf : huh, it does different stuff for that phrase. The first time I did it, it looked like it was having a seizure. ("have a seizure" is also appntly. random)
  • He's a pretty knowledgable dancer. He can do the hustle, electric slide, macarena, disco, and even the can-can. He tries to moonwalk, be he doesn't do it right. This is a great site. (
  • hey, q, it laid an egg for me! i just typed in lay an egg and it did. or at least looked like it was trying. it likes me better, neener, nanner, nonner.
  • I immediately sent this to everyone I know last night! I spent a ridiculous amount of time playing dominant with this, uh, thing, (dominant not being my normal mode). My last was "You rock!"--cool reaction!
  • mare, you got some time on your hands... I want YOUR job. I don't have a job... I'm looking for new contracts after recent immigration.
  • hey, q, it laid an egg for me! SideDish stole my egg :( WHAT. THE. FUCK. ANNOYINGLY DISCRIMINATORY FLASH BASED BURGER KING MEME!
  • WHEN WILL THE CHICKEN OPPRESSION END
  • It does a mean monkey impression.
  • your subservient chicken update... it sold a hell of a lot of sandwiches
  • Thanks SideDish. I like their Veggie Burger (maybe only available in canada though.)