Why we're fucked Long, harrowing article clinically dissecting exactly why the war in Iraq can now never be won, if indeed it ever could. Appalling, but there you are.

ITunes code "cracked" Adds extra layer of "copy protection". Real Soon Now -- shop around for your iPodian needs.

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All Libyan pupils to get laptop and web access

Meet Thumbelina, the world's smallest horse

Kazakhstan's Borat damage control Kazakhstan has invested $53 million in making a historical epic, Nomad, to counter what it sees as the damage inflicted upon the nation's reputation by Sacha Baron-Cohen's new film Borat: Cultural Leanings of America Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

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I miss Monica

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Ewe'll be sorry Yes, you really, really will.

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Airfix kit makers in nosedive after parent company's crash more inside

Free-ish music If you live in the US and Canada, anyway.

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Nobody's ever said Saddam ordered up the attacks via homunculus

Man wants op to remove extra organ more inside

Rum punch A new bar in eastern China is offering customers an unusual outlet for anger - by allowing them to use the staff as punching bags, state media said today.