Life's greatest trip Take a trip with Arthur Blessitt. His poems and stories will hip you to the psychedelic mind-altering qualities of Jesus Christ. Thanks, Mr Pants!

The King William's College quiz is devised for the intellectual torture of the school's pupils, and this is your chance to suffer with them.

Hey, scrubber! Expertly plucked eyebrows were raised when it was claimed that the modern British male had started behaving like a woman when it comes to personal grooming. more inside

Curious bore OK, I'm a dimwit. I've gotten hold of a G3 PowerBook running 10.3 (with absolutlely bags of RAM) and plugged it into a LiteOn CD-509-711 burner. I can import CDs into iTunes through the LiteOn with no trouble, but when I ask iTunes burn me a playlist, it tells me that it can't find a burner or burning software. What the snit am I missing here? Thanks in advance, o alps of computerabilityness. I await your golden weesdom!

It's a miracle! Don't be waiting on Gob to be fixing you up a miracle! Roll your own! Stolen from here.

Top 1000 OCLC Research has compiled a list of the top 1000 titles owned by member libraries -- the intellectual works that have been judged to be worth owning by the

Ornette does Disney Double takes might seem in order when the names Ornette Coleman and Walt Disney appear in the same sentence, let alone in close organizational cahoots. But there was Coleman, creating his instantly identifiable modernist magic in the architecturally phantasmagorical new Disney Concert Hall in downtown Los Angeles. more inside

Woman breastfeeds dog A New Zealand woman says she is breastfeeding her Staffordshire bull terrier pup because she wants the dog to protect her baby girl as the pair grow up. bugmenomore nohassles

Wheels of fire. Clapton to reform Cream. more inside

Arrse Welcome to ARRSE, the British Army's UNOFFICIAL centre of reasoned argument, intelligent debate and bullshit. -- Not my sort of thing at all really, but I did want to post that URL.

Fantomas! "Fantomas." "What did you say?" "I said: Fantomas." "And what does that mean?" "Nothing... And everything!" "But what is it?" "Nobody... And yet, it is somebody!" "And what does that somebody do?" "Spreads terror!"

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Hello Kitty! Hello Kitty and friends welcome you to the exciting and fantastic Hello Kitty World! Hello Kitty World will allow thousands of players to live and participate in Hello Kitty's magical and cute online world.

Crap science jobs My favourite is "flatus odour tester".

Red Elvis He was handsome. He was American. He was singing Heartbreak Hotel and Tutti Frutti and he was doing it in the Soviet Union.

Ashley's story On September 11th, Ashley lost her mom at the World Trade Center. Earlier this year, she was comforted by President Bush. Spread Ashley's story with your contribution.

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Google told me An Australian journalist was kidnapped last Saturday. He was released on Sunday, when his captors had ascertained to their satisfaction that he wasn't an American agent posing as a reporter. Try bugmenot/ bugmenot more inside

High hopes for fridge-free jabs A new technology developed in the UK could revolutionise vaccine delivery by eliminating the need for refrigeration. more inside

On a shelf in a locked basement room underneath the British Museum, are kept 11 wooden tablets; they are covered in purple velvet. And no one among the museum's staff is permitted to enter the room. more inside