The merest bromide "Nasa is talking about the chemical sterilisation of astronauts on longer journeys," Dr Armstrong said, in a talk discussing the problems humanity may face in trying to reach the planets and, eventually, the stars more inside

Not so much invisible as ... Invisible Adjunct is hanging up the mortar board and putting down the felt-tipped pen. more inside

The Vandenbergh Carver is essentially an aircraft cockpit on wheels - of which there are three, one at the front and two at the back, Reliant-Robin style. more inside

Islamica News Because you really don't hear enough about Muslims with a sense of humour.

Our finest hour Huzza! An American won the Battle of Britain, and his name is Tom Cruise! more inside

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Greater and greater numbers of scientists are joining the ID movement, which is why we keep referring to the same three year after year. more inside

Racoons , introduced to Germany by Hermann G

I thought this smelled rotten from day one. Plastic shredder, anyone?

John Edward has been required under the (Oz) Fair Trading Act to prove he talks with the dead or admit his show is a scam. more inside

Ugg boots What do people think about trademaking generic words? more inside

Fresh monkey meat Curious George: We've seen something like a hundred new monkeys sign on this week

500! 500's up, people! Well done us!

The Mao of Pooh. Disappointed with the bourgeois drivel that passes for children's fiction these days, a Turtle Collective has formed to combat the indoctrination of our youth with a series of heartwarming tales involving a bear, his best friend Christopher Robin, and socialism with Chinese characteristics.

419! Small wonder these Nigerian types keep sending those stupid emails: the returns can be spectacular!

L'il G n' R Yes, it's the world's first Guns n' Roses kids' tribute band. more inside

Robots of the Victorian Era And, since you ask, of course I have never heard of steampunk.

I hear a voice Interesting duplication of a notorious experiment in psychiatry, raising questions scientific, social and epistemological.

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The sound of joy Speaking of beautiful music, (or something), have we all been Winged yet? Indispensable.