A celebration of non-penetration

WARNING: This site contains descriptions of graphic sexual abstinence and offers abstinence-only education based on the strictest most literal interpretations of the Bible. This material is not suitable for the young or easily offended.

Look out for the pix!!

Globish is a simplified version of English with a small vocabulary. Explained in French. (Some fine pieces such as "Fuck - not a word to use, but to know and recognise" - yes, indeed.) It's been done before, surely? Another attempt, for pilots. And another for sky-pilots.

Biodiversity of the Borneo Rainforest more inside

Curious George: Martial Arts Monkeys I'm thinking about adding a martial art to my weekly regime. The reason? "So I won't have to fight." more inside

Reading Don Quixote Spaniards took 48 hours to read Don Quixote straight through in honor of the book's 400th anniversary.

Hooters Air. I'm just...I had no idea. Wow.

Atomic Platters I found this website rather randomly while searching for photos of a dead televangelist. A collection of weird, cheesey, anti-communist songs and random right wing propaganda recordings. This one is a supposed recreation of what one would hear at a communist cell meeting. There's lots more where that came from. The links above will take you to the webpages for each albums. Click on the links to hear real-audio files of the recordings.

Enduring Freedom?

Caution: Exploding Frogs - well, toads, actually. German toads are dying in a rather nasty way - their bodies swelling to bursting point until they literally explode sending their entrails several feet in various directions. And nobody knows why.

Run Like Wind... and Swim Like Fish. Summer is just around the corner, so here are a couple of sites designed to make you run and swim better. A LOT better. more inside

Draw a Pig

Random facts about Vin Diesel. The site went down for a bit due to heavy traffic. Hopefully it doesn't happen again. more inside

Guess the Google 20 Flickr pictures in a collage. 20 seconds to guess the connecting tag. 10 collages per round. (I got something like 268pts) [need Flash 7.0]

The Most Important Games Ever Made more inside

Weird John Brown - vindicated by history, this abolitionist visionary was a man who innately understood feminism long before its time, a respected friend of native Americans and an eloquent speaker, but also man of violence who drew no distinction between the innocent and guilty in 'a society determined to perpetuate an evil'. A new biography restores Brown’s centrality to the Civil War.

Garden with Insight garden simulator is an educational simulation that uses weather, soil, and plant growth models to simulate a simple garden in an open-ended microworld setting. You can plant vegetables and grow them to learn more about plants, the soil, the weather, gardening, and science. Free download.

And the prize for lamest celebrity gallery ever goes to...

Nooooo!! It had to happen. One of Ontario's oldest microbreweries, Creemore Springs, has been bought by one of the monsters. While there are still many good independent microbreweries, as well as others that are still works in progress, it can't be seen as a good thing, either in Ontario, or whereever the tentacles of any of the big guys can reach. more inside

Potential terrorists? Penguins go through airport security. more inside

Goodbye Hotmail! An ... erm... interesting read. more inside