Revenge of the fired Walmart worker. Guy takes job at Walmart, other employees set him up and he is fired, guy takes revenge in a rather creative fashion.

Kentucky student gets arrested for writing a short story. When Kentucky says they don't like threats on schools, they really mean it. If you write a piece of zombie fiction set in a school, you will go to jail.

One for the ladies...

Animal Reviews is loads of fun, but don't overlook the original.

"my gramma is 125 years old! how old is YOOOOOOOOOURS?" I could have def. used that as a child, for an alternative to: "my dad's car is bigger than yours" so...what were your kiddie insults? or...do you think she's tired and wants to die?

800 Years of Liberty flushed away With the Patriot Act and now the british Prevention of Terrorism Bill in the works, I thought it was appropriate at taking a look at the document the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence is based on. Lest we forget . . .

The Cloud Appreciation Society. Pledged to fight blue sky thinking wherever they find it.

Chimp Birthday Party turns bad. St. James and LaDonna Davis were at the Animal Haven Ranch in Caliente to celebrate the birthday of Moe, a 39-year-old chimpanzee who was taken from their suburban Los Angeles home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger.

The A-Team "Three words. New. Hollywood. Movie." more inside

Tinky Winky - virtual paper doll

The House of Cosbys more inside

Johnny Dakota

Save Toby. "Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don't help."

Curious George - Courier Air Travel Experiences? I was reading mothninja's invite for the Florence meetup and was seriously considering trying a courier flight to Italy. I've done the requisite google seach, but alot of the information seems a bit confusing and it seems like there are some scammers out there as well. Have any monkeys had any experience doing the courier thing?

Tranquility base, the eagle has fucking landed.

Markie's Diary (mp3) more inside

Someone has figured out the lyrics to 'Yellow Ledbetter' by Pearl Jam (Flash) and created this cartoon to prove it. This is a big deal because Pearl Jam has never released the lyrics to the song, and Eddie Vedder is incapable of singing in anything other than mumbles.

MoFirenze meetup Why not come to Florence for your holidays this year? See the art, drink the wine, eat the food, have the fun. And why not make it around April 23rd and come to a party? more inside

My Dinner at Applebee's with White Supremacists. Infiltrative journalist Harmon Leon assumes the identity of a white-trash racist and gets courted by what looks like the National Alliance. more inside

Safe For Work (and Kids) Bell Canada thinks we should be protected from medical illustrations and builts an ad campaign around it. Some people are not amused.