Curious George: Learning Flash Any webarrific monkeys have experience making / using flash for your webpages? I'd appreciate some tips & resources . . . more inside

Curious George - Best iPod Hacks? I did a search on this, but you have to wade through a bunch of webpages to get to the meat of what the hacks offer, and even then I'm not sure I even know what the hell they are talking about half the time. The first thing I am looking for is a way to share the music I have on my iPod with my sister who just bought herself one without linking her to my computer's music library (she's in Palm Desert and my computer's in Los Angeles). There's got to be a way to get the music on my iPod onto her her iPod easily. Do we have any iPod experts who can reccomend some cool software that will extend my iPod's capabilities? BTW, my home machine is a mac. Thanx

Publishable George: How does one go about getting poetry published in this day and age? more inside

God Says Up the Bum! (NSFW, no images, but titles readable from afar, may offend Christians) So...can't figure out how to get butt sex and swallowing onto the menu? Find Jesus. And preach unto the unconverted Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will and The Necessity of Swallowing - The Sin of Spilling Seed. more inside

A classic. More Star Wars fun. Luke and Obi-Wan get a message from the dark side.

Toby's Nose Filters® Motto: "If your nose could speak, it'd be telling you CLICK THE BUY BUTTON." Added bonus: Lucious graphic! Heh.

How well do you know your anatomy? For those with science geek tendencies, the Anatomiae images group pointed to this Smithsonian National Museum of American History quiz. I got 7 out of 10, which is at least enough to maintain my geek cred.

Bitchchecker is Teh Hax0r!2!

Darth Vader tries to pitch a movie - not reckoning on the power of the Suit Side. Requires Quicktime. I thought it would be crap, but actually laughed, so maybe you will too.

The breakup conversation — imagine you've been dating someone for a few weeks, but it's not really working out - so you decided you're going to break up with them over IM. The role of your clingy soon-to-be-ex is played by the computer. (WinXP/2k only) more inside

Compelled to write, but fewer readers? According to the executive editor of Norton, sales of literary fiction are dismal, so fewer chances are taken with writers who haven't had a bestseller. As a consequence, good writers may get cut if their latest effort doesn't bring home the cash. [NY Times link, Harold Bloom] more inside

Virtual tour of a real-life Hobbit hole. more inside

Curious Funky Monkey Jorge Is there some way to identify ourselves on a P2P to other monkeys on the same site? You'd have to be able to search somebody by their user name, I'd think. Which I can't seem to be able to find on Ares. *grump* more inside

21 Year Old, Still Fresh, Needs some work (via towleroad.)

Woman breasfeeds monkey A woman in India has apparently taken kindly to one of our fellow monkeys. Not only does the lucky chap get breasfed daily, Buru even gets the occasional sip of "expensive cows milk." [be forewarned: pic of monkey breastfeeding] more inside

Russian Circus to Feature Nazi Monkeys To celebrate the 60th anniversary of Soviet victory in World War II a circus show will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act in wartime stories, NewsRu reports.

Cute Japanese Collectibles for Cute Submerged Babies

The Submarine Well, the metaphorical submarine. A good essay on how most of the 'trend' pieces you read are fed by PR firms. more inside

trendalicious! "trendalicious is a near real-time view of website popularity trends as reflected by the del.icio.us social bookmarking service. All URLs that have been posted by a minimum of two people in the past fifty minutes are displayed, ranked by the total number of recent posts. more inside

Rolling back the prices on weddings! I seem to be totally agnostic about this news; I'm not surprised at all.