Curious, George: Back Taxes I haven't done my taxes in several years, and the IRS owes me several hundred dollars in refunds. Do any of you monkeys know how I go about collecting my money?

Pipe down yous monkeys. This here's the Real McCoy I tell ya, a style guide that'll make any goofy drugstore cowboy the gift of gab like a real shiek; and give jane that It. So read up on your 1920's street slang ya big palooka.

The soundtrack of the Stone Age. The summer of 2004 has seen interesting discoveries in Canada and India that highlight a new branch of archæological research – archæoacoustics.

The Office Here is the US version of the British comedy, The Office. I had high hopes for the US series, but this is just crap.

The Prokudin-Gorskii exhibit at the Library of Congress web site shows a fascinating variety of color photographs of WWI-era Russia. Prokudin-Gorskii, the Tsar's photographer, took the photos on three glass plates to achieve the color effect, and the Library of Congress shows how the photos were digitally rendered from the glass plates. more inside

Nostril? Is that you? A fine use of ale right here... more inside

<b>Curious, George</b> Where is the best place to post something that I think my fellow Monkeys will find interesting and humorous when there is no link to go along with it? more inside

Nintendo Records
Watch all your favorite games of yesteryear beaten in record time!

Monkey learning to clean monitors Remember, oh so long ago in Internet Time (mebbe two weeks ago?) that cute kitten that cleaned your monitor for you? Well, this boy is in training to do the job too.

Monkeys will pay to look at porn Okay...which of you'se guyz has been moonlighting at Duke University?

Yatta dance Video (Windows Media File) Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! A student just graduating! A leader of a great business! Do we ever get a lucky feeling A-with our simple leafy nakedness! Read More About it Here!,

XXX hardcore c64 games (not safe for work, obviously)

Cats and Witnesses It's not just yoga that's not a good idea, anymore.

Massive mound of coal manure burns for 3 months straight! includes the quote "crews fighting a blaze in a three-acre manure lagoon" ew, need I say more?

Quality Film Making Own a DVD of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Of Mice and Men, or Invasion USA? Then you got screwed. more inside

Bushes (Quicktime) People getting their bikini line waxed.

Fancy yourself as a reader of human behaviour? Try this! You are a professional responsible for the care of cuddly toys who have been abused. Cure them, and try not to have to resort to ECT! (SFW but Flash, sound, in German but with English option) more inside

Singing in the Rain, rather updated. (.mov), It's an advert, but damn it's well done. (via Media Guardian.)

What I Heard about Iraq Eliot Weinberger demonstrates the polemical power of not forgetting.

The Bunker Via Tiny Little Dots: what everyone needs in their backyard. Be the envy of all your neighbors by having the first portable bunker on the block.