Eighteen ways to die... in Legoland. Films of Lego death, dismemberment, and firey death.

The canary in the coal mine? "The only certain losers, it seems, will be women. The era when Iraqi women could become lawyers and scientists, could legally drive cars, uncover their heads and be supervisors of men in the workplace seems about to be lost."

Monkeybashi at work. Monkeys get everywhere, you know. Is this Beloved Leader's day job?

Which columnist are you? Always wondered which NYT columnist you could stand in for? more inside

Curious, George: CafePress and Cousins CafePress and cousins; I'm interested in any monkey experience with CafePress or any of the workalikes, since I'm trying to get a good idea of whether it's a useful option. more inside

Amazon's revenge? Apparently deforestation is causing rabid vampire bats to descend on Brazil. more inside

Filter me balls, matey! An amusing way to while away a Saturday afternoon.

Fruit Flies. Fight Club. Two great tastes... you know the rest.

A modern Little Red Riding Hood. A modern interpretation. Laden with gore and sex, so keeping in the spirit of the originals, but definitely NSFW.

Smoke kills. No, really.

Super Dickman! How much ofd this chocolate foamy kiss can you fit? [Entirely SFW] more inside

The gallery of reflectoporn. Shiny trinkets, eBay, and accidentally or intentionally naked vendors. It's reflectoporn! [NSFW, via memepool]

A shorter Passion. Can't be bothered sitting through Mel's movie? Worried he might give his cut of your ticket to his Holocaust-denying Jew-hating Dad? Get the condensed version from Mushashi!

DIY porn music! And more and my favourite, the boog!. Not, obviously, safe for work. Via Fleshbot.

Jane's unrelated sons. "Jane" is a human chimera; the product of two fertilised eggs whose DNA is mixed in the same body - and some of her children are descended from eggs containing one set of DNA, while others come from an entirely different strain. As this Nature article explains, the level of mixing can range form the trivial to the profound, and can result in non-hermaphroditic gender mixing in the same person, with an XY lung and an XX kidney.

Caring, Understanding, Nurturing Types. Atomic Kitten: "Take three gutter whores from a Liverpool council estate, mix with some slim fast, stinky cheese and annoying cover songs that were shit and annoying when first released and you get Atomic Kitten..." Possibly NSFW, depending on how your workplace feels about, uh, a certain word. [via stupid-stuff]

Security courses with a difference. Always wanted to learn the (ahem) ins and outs of nmap? What about setting up Apache name based virtual hosts? Let the ladies of HaXXX0rs tell you how! "Just reading about Virtual Hosts gets me all hot!" [NSFW]

Model trains your thing? They aren't mine, but this looks pretty neat for a certain sort of monkey.

Sometimes, we love lawyers. 59 years ago, Teddy Draper Sr was a Navajo Code Talker injured at the battle of Iwo Jima. George P. Parker Jr thought it wasn't right that he had recieved no recognition or veterans' benefits for his service, and set about getting them. more inside

Coming to a sex club near you! Here's your chance get to know Bessy better without risking an embarrassing trial: the Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator Project.