Australia. Crap, apparently. Oddly enough, this masterpiece of spittle-flecked venom wrought in HTML is not, in fact, by a New Zealander.

Not the Happy Hookers.

My mother says that since I am going to burn in the next life, it is her duty to set fire to me in this one.

When I realized I was pregnant I told Ahmad ... He said "...The best thing to do is kill yourself."

Harrowing stories from Iranian brothel workers.

Dumpster diving for the environment! Picking food out of the trash: a manifesto for ethical living. more inside

Ice, Ice Baby! Stormtroopers, droids, and awful hits of the 90s, come to life! Or, if you prefer the classics, check out Dancing Pan. SFW, movies. [stolen from Sensible Erection]

Farside, remixed. So, you've got the IntarWeb as a source of images. You've got photoshop. And you love Gary Larson. What more fitting tibute could there be than to make his cartoons come to life? [via skallas]

Firecrackers. A collection of over 400 firecracker labels, from old classics through to the present.

100 Worst porn titles. "Moulin Splooge", "Anal Chiropracter", "Brianna Lee's Red Hot Weenie Roast", and other timeless classics.

Freedom is the problem! Apparently the real issue isn't torture, it's digital cameras and that damn Internet. Go, Internet, go. more inside

Hey, hey... I laughed, I cried, I got out my lighter and my Spectrum. more inside

I'd like a stupid image to go with my motorcycle, please. Early 80s motorbike and biker related ads. Some are NSFW, all are truly cringeworthy. This is probably my favourite (and is SFW).

Damned if you do, damned if you don't... A British medical advisory group has called for fewer C-sections, an issue which the monkeys have discussed in the past. If they were hoping for approval, they're going to be dissapointed, with a blistering assault from Germaine Greer for their problems. more inside

Bibleman! Take a washed up child actor, add the Word of God, and you've got a hit! Sort of.

Is there anything the Internet can't do? Take a controversial picture, add PHP, and away we go!

The EPA: Making the world safer. The EPA have been working on cleaner engines. For ICBMs. "Thus, if the Minuteman III ICBMs have to be used in some future nuclear war, their rocket motors will not pollute the atmosphere. EPA regulations do not apply in foreign countries, so no changes are being made to reduce the harmful environmental effects of the nuclear warheads." more inside

Worst. Job. Ever. Cleaning. Porn. Combine the two. We have a winner! [NSFW, via Fleshbot]

Sir Mix-A-Nemoy. Take this classic, add a certain popular piece of rap, a video editor, et voila!

With friends like this... Quite the storm in New Zealand over the arrest of alleged (if not terribly competant) spies trying to operate a false passport scam. The New Zealand government has hit the roof and, while their lawyer wants the case thrown out before it reaches trial, even the Aussies are making concerned noises. more inside

Date Jesus. No, really. “This is a legitimate ad. I am highly spiritual, though not religious, and have often been called Jesus because of my appearance and powerful spirituality that I attempt to share with others.” more inside

See your name in nudes! Lights? Feh! What could be more appealing than one's name spelled out by the limber and scantily clad? [NSFW, obviously]

Dance Dance Karnov. Save the city, Karnov! Dancink like you have never danced before! (via Fazed)