Hobbits and dragons and elephants, oh my! "The skeleton was found in the same sediment deposits on Flores that have also been found to contain stone tools and the bones of dwarf elephants, giant rodents, and Komodo dragons." - a newish species of hominid found in the fossil record.

Lincoln vs Bush and President Bush. Not so much a gem as a semi-precious stone, but good for a giggle nonetheless.

Having a nap? Don't fall on any cocks! It sounds suspicious to me, but there's a FAQ on the Internet, and an atricle on the BBC, so it must be true!

So, you want to date a white woman. Now you, nervous Asian man, can read this handy guide that tells you how! But wait, there's more! more inside

2000AD. BBC. A match made in heaven. Dave Gibson, John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra, and other classic 2000AD writers and artists. Stronium Dog, Judge Dredd, and more! more inside

Alaska to Argentina. Lois wanted an adventure - so she rode a motorbike from Alaska to Terra del Fuego, Argentina. Apart from flying from Panama to Ecuador, that's a ride clean through 2 continents. more inside

Monkeys Produce Hamlet: Feasibility Study

Moon landings fake! This site has Proof!

Procrastination begone! Have trouble focusing on your work when there is the tempting, tempting lure of the Internet? Here is the solution to your problem. Until it loses your root password. more inside

Meet the new terrorists! Sorry, freedom fighters. How could this ever end badly?

Scrambled Eggs!!! Mr BlueCaller provides us with helpful hints for those of us "out there who crave a decent bout of testicular pain." more inside

It's a trap! No, no, not a Farkis, but rather a handy guide for the working girl on the lookout for undercover police. The Internet. Is there anything it can't do? more inside

Camp Records. That purveyor of such classic hits of the 60s as "I'd Rather Swish than Fight", "Homer the Happy Little Homo", and "Stanley the Manly Transvestite ".

Astroturf Gone Wrong. When astroturfing the sites of bloggers who offer opinions about your employer, best not to make it too obvious.

Porn good. Australia Bad. Depsite findings porn is good for you, Australia's politicians continue march to "ban on-line porn." Will the last person to leave Australia please turn out the lights? more inside

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that Everything Is Funnier With Monkeys." Even, it appears, 19th century sex education.

Ready to Ruuuuumble! Battlefield Academy is a fun wee turn-based strategy game with four relatively simple scenarios. From the fine folks at the BBC. more inside

Family of Faggots. Meet the Doody family of Woolverhampton. They've been named the Faggot Family of the year by Mr Brain's Pork Faggots.

Best. Job. Ever. People wanting to work as strippers in Canada must submit a portfolio of their performances to convince immigration officers they deserve that visa. more inside

50 Worst Guitar Solos? Allegedly the 50 worst guitar solos of all time. more inside