Wal-Mart: Brand New Laptops less than $500!!! ooooh yeah. Methinks if this actually flies, they will do to computer manufacturers what they did to every other chain retailer. Crush them.

Curious George: errrr...is Dame Tracicle with baby or was it just my imagination? If not my imagination, can the monkeys have an update?

Instant nostalgia: This years Top 10 Urban Legends, Fakes and News... of particular interest is the skeleton of a GIANT man! ARGHHHHH.... GOZIRA take over the world! oh, and what is this jelly bracelet bizness? and where do I get one?

Soldier shoots himself to avoid going back to Iraq. whoa. dude, WTF!? Stuff must be really bad out there.

Who wants stir fried homo' for lunch? ahhh...this is what they warn you about in the embassy but you never, ever listen!

Japanese men can now rest in the lap of a sexy...foam pillow. I'm not sure what to make out of this, but it's a sure nod to the creative spirit of the Japanese.

Change of Roles: Parents in strike after children disrespect them, don't do chores. lol...I would so do this if I were a parent.

Man dies at the evil hands of......a shrimp? I would definetely call this an unfortunate series of events.

Shoot the Deer (or the nanny) from the comfort of your computer! kinda re-defines the whole "Point and click" business...

IT'S A LAPTOP! NO, IT'S A FERRARI, NO! IT'S A......WHAT? -_- weirdness...

SOMEONE SHUT HER UP! Curious Monkey: There's this really annoying song playing on the radio, it's called "Let Me Be Your Angel" and the monster who sings it is a little girl (Tiffany Evans). Honestly, she sounds like she's ready to blow up!! This made me think, what are (is) the most annoying tracks that you monkeys have ever heard?

OOOK, so who wants to put this live-wire to their forehead? it'll help you remember better...I promise. (I can see it now: Monkeys the world over walking around with electrodes on their foreheads to promote memory and prevent double posting)

Ever heard of MOAB? well, ok. They're thinking of creating another one called MOP... which will make MOAB look like a sissy, with a scraped knee, on the side of the road...crying (of course)... armament for an intergallactic war? Osama's new anal probe? X-treme 4th of july fireworks? ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIST WELCOME...i've got a BIG banana for you. ^_^

"...no no, bad management is not the reason why airlines are going broke, the reason is fat people" yeah, they've actually said it...and this time, apparently, they have scientific "proof" to back their claims. UGH! *%^$%^%%$#@#!! a-holes! honestly, what's next? Dear passengers, this plane is a "haute couture" only environment

In Lieu of the fact that all monkeys are so pissed off right now, I've decided to create the" "BERATE THE BUSH SUPPORTER" board Here, all Monkeys of the world (including you Euros and others) may feel free to tell Bush Supporters the idiocy of their ways in your most clever, rhetoric, sarcastic, sadistic and even lovely one liners (note that you may use as many lines as you require)... Happy Hunting!!!

Bin Laden: Americans are screwed and they know it... rather disturbing statements released by Al-Jazeera... Does any of this ring true to you?

So like, Bush approved Gay Civil Unions... WTF...that's quite the change of heart...oh and look! it's only 5 days 'till election.

Curious Monkey: All these polls by company "X" or "Y" used to measure where American voters have their hearts are all so available yet so invisible! my question: have any of you monkeys partaken on a poll, or have been asked by someone (besides us) what your leanings are? cuz I sure as hell haven't... (last post of the day, I promise!)

SUPER PARROT to the rescue... in this real-life episode of Super Parrot we see how three full grown man were outsmarted by....SUUUUUUUUPER PARROT! (tho some may argue it was themselves) Honestly, which decent, self-respecting burglar actually FORGETS the Parrot?

Fidel Castro broke his knee. Retirement ahead?