Cybersex gone wrong. more inside

Christmas Goodies

Curious George Secret Santa Many thanks to whoever it was who sent me the lump of coal, slice of three-year-old fruitcake and the bah humbug (the customs declaration never lies). I would very much like to be a good Secret Santa, but my mark has not yet entered an address on the Secret Santa site (or hadn't, last time I checked). Go do it now, else you won't get any booty.

Bloody Hell! (skating .mov link via Bifurcated Rivets

Poo flinging Monkey?

http://www.thebearrocks.com/galleries/gallery_26/gallery.asp Penthouse Playmate, Kyli Ryan, came to The Bear studios for a visit and The Bear's Breakfast decided to pull a fast one. Yukon was blindfolded and was then told he would be able to "cop a feel". Bear listener "Man Boobs" was brought in for Yukon to unknowingly feel up.

A good source for Christian news and subtler than Landover Baptist.

Origami anyone can do .

Condie Rice is Angry more inside

From Beyond the Grave The late Dame Barbara Cartland, having written and published more than 700 books in her lifetime, left behind her the manuscripts of 160 romances. That's 13 years' worth of books.

Is censorship Evil? Google, apparently, is censoring the Web - and not just in China. MeFi thread, AnandTech thread, Google image search for "Abu Gharaib", and the equivalent Yahoo search. more inside

Who's next? 2008 is the next chance for America to throw off the shackles of theocracy. Who do you think will be the Democratic candidate? I know who I suspect.

American Examiner "Your Friendly Neighborhood Newspaper™". Get it as a monster .jpg or download the .pdf version.

Viewropa Yes, yes, I know it's my second post, but the launch of a moderated European community weblog is really something to spread the word about. Viewropa has launched today.

Let's get ready to cash in

Buffer Enterprises, Inc. now offers a cash bonus to those who report a corroborated unauthorized use [resulting in an actual recovery] of the "Let's Get Ready to Rumble,"® “Get Ready To Rumble”® or "Ready to Rumble"® servicemarked phrases ,any paraphrasing of these marks (including “Get Ready To Crumble,”® “Are Your Ready To Rumble?”™ “Let’s Get Ready To Gamble”™)

My suggestion: let's get ready to "misuse" the phrases, then give each other up. more inside

Google browser I'm not sure how I feel about Google releasing a branded a version of Mozilla. more inside

Porn or Art? Bearing in mind how thin some materials are these days, perhaps paint is just as modest a choice. (Probably NSFW)

October Surprise? About a week to go, thank &deity;. Theresa Nielsen Hayden thinks that Dubya's upcoming weekend trip to his ranch in Texas is really a cover for a trip to pick up Osama. What do we monkeys think?

Spiderman's passion Reviewing crayons.

NaNoMoWriMoNoMoJoJoJo Whatever it's called, it's that time of the year again (hence this double post). more inside