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Action: A renegade cop teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to commit the perfect crime. In the process they accidentally kill a nun. By the end of the movie they have sex with 342 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after. Think Waterworld meets Pulp Fiction.

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A Riddle: What do the Earth, Saturn, Jupiter, Io, Uranus, and Neptune have that the moon, Venus and Mercury don't?

Princess Michael of Kent Britains most famous Nazi puts her foot in it again. She really should have married Prince Philip. It is time the Commonwealth was disbanded, and its members made republics.

A Quiz with no Right or Wrong Answer For those of you who don't want to click on the link, there's: more inside

Arthur Miller RIP

Pants More immoral "morality" from the legislators of the so-called land of the free. more inside

Prostitution

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefit.

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Jerry Springer - The Opera What an absolute load of crap! Best of the web? Well, if it saves us the ticket money, it's worth looking at.

I accept your nomination Senator Orrin Hatch, among others, is leading the campaign to amend the US constitution to allow me to become president of the United States. Of course, I'd have to at least visit, first, perhaps even settle. more inside

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The Abston Church of Christ is like none other. Here be proof that cats like Jesus.

Bushes (Quicktime) People getting their bikini line waxed.

The lucky virgin hammer The excellent flash seizure, the spinning zodiac hands, the iron rabbit frenzy, and the monkey king's turtle slash. All these and more from the Verbal Kung-Fu Generator. more inside

Onelook This has been in the threads, but never featured as an FPP. It is, however, the best of the web. Somniloquy: 12 dictionaries. Subterfuge: 18 dictionaries. Wager: 20 dictionaries. Conspiracy: 29 dictionaries. Jester: 19 dictionaries. more inside

Bill Gates, Porno Model more inside

Preemptive Strike? (CNN link) If the US "preemptively" bombs Iran, I will have to begin to think that it's OK to attack the United States. I would prefer that OPEC freeze all trade with America and her allies. more inside

Harry Stephen Keeler "a writer reputed to be so bad he's good." more inside

The land of the free? Please tell me that the proposed legislation to criminalise women suffering miscarriages has no chance of getting through.

God Hates Rags And so should you. more inside