You kids get outta my airplane! Schnell! Airbus A380 evacuation - 873 people in 77 seconds (YouTube). Worth watching for the music and crazy Germans alone.

Fun at Home with Salt Water Aquariums. Fun, fun, fun 'till a 6-foot nocturnal worm starts eating your coral.

The new U.S. e-passport will incorporate updated security features and a new design. This design will reflect the varied landscapes of our country and each page will include a quote reflecting the hope and success that is the United States of America. C'mon, you know you've got it in you. more inside

12 photos that make one wonder if you don't have to be crazy to fish for crabs, and then a 13th and final photo that pretty much settles the matter.

Cleanse thyself! How do you rid yourself of allergies, diabetes, psoriasis, fatigue, blood circulation (problems), (repair) organ functions and arthritis? Simple! Wash your feet! more inside

Come on up! Except for you. And you. Oh, and also, you.

Ewe must be kidding. Right? (NSFW if you ever hope to be promoted)

Ghost radar does not guarantee to detect ghosts, nor does it imply that they exist. But it might, and they may. However, your interaction, emotional state, and belief system, may be important factors in how you interpret unusual events.

Chimp born at Chimp Haven. But all the males had vasectomies. Added goodness: her name is Tracy. more inside

13 pictures that changed the world. You've probably seen most of them, but the descriptive paragraphs below each reveal some quite interesting backstory notes.

Need to build your own gallows? No one at Home Depot will give advice? Perhaps these examples will inspire ideas. more inside

Gentlemen: Soy beans are making you gay and shrinking your penis. This public service message brought to you by Jim Rutz, nutritionist, chronicler of the miraculous, and former Amway distributor.

How to Calculate Pi by Throwing Frozen Hot Dogs Sadly, bananas do not work (see last note).

Curious George: Fake Blogs I use Google Alerts to be on the lookout for a variety of terms that help me track public mention of certain topics that are of interest to a couple of my clients. Recently I have been getting hits on spam blogs; blogs that are filled with random phrases that apparently are just out there to snare traffic. I'd link to a few here, but then the terrorists would win. more inside

Soup Heaven. For lunch today, I had Pho the Vietnamese beef noodle soup that costs so little but is so, so good. Ask for the extra large, and you'll have a bathtub of soup. Ask for rare beef, well cooked beef, tripe, shank, beef balls (don't ask) or whatever variant suits you. The best!

What if Google had an attitude and wanted to waste your time? Ms. Dewey pretty much fills the bill.

15 more minutes for the Beamer family. For those of you who missed Larry King Live on the nights of September 12, 13, 14, 15, 2001 through a week ago last Wednesday, Todd Beamer, all evidence would show, was a hero who helped down Flight 93 instead of letting the jet crash into Dick Cheney. Oh...wait... No, no, hero he is. But now, his dad is reminding us all of the undeniable link between the hijackers of that flight and the war in Iraq. Stand and salute, you patriot, you. GooTube Video, stolen from MeFi

Froomkin on Woodward on Bush. I have been tempted to share Dan Froomkin's White House Briefing column as an FPP for a long while, but let it go, as I figured, well, what the hey, the Monkeys probably read him anyway. more inside

I want one of these so bad it hurts. If you really loved me you would buy me a personal submarine.

Zombie Powder. Use only as directed. more inside