Can we Wii and Pii if we are a Shii? At last, a chance for women to cash in on the heretofore men-only sport of target peeing. Somewhat NSFW (seems to be a recent trend of mine, but at least I'm not posting two a day like some preverts).

Speedo augments its own bad self. Faster package delivery than Fedex. But this time, in the water. (mildly NSFW)

Monkey see, monkey do.

Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with. 'Nuff said. Present company excepted, of course.

I took every one of these photos. more inside

Curious George: threesomes. What are the top three serious things and the top three idiotic things you wouldn't have never, ever knowed about if it weren't for those gosh darn intertubes? What has all of this time wasting actually yielded? Make 'em linkys if you like. Or not. more inside

Thirteen, and Ella-esque. You may not like child prodigies, you may not like scat singing, you may not appreciate the greatness that was Ella Fitzgerald --- but here is a kid that will blow the roof off the joint. YouTube video. Turn up your speakers, whet your ears, and leave room for your jaw to drop.

You Suck! So Do I! Let's be friends and bathe in the glow of our international ignorance!

I saw this ad on TV last night. Moving and effective? Sure. But should kids be seeing this, without warning? In a world where we cannot let a little one see the naked human form, how is it okay to let them see horrifying pain and disfigurement? Bad dreams, anyone?

Tiny Cookies. You want fries with that?

Have you got enough balls to be Pope? Hey Pappa Ratzi! Is that a hymnal under your robe, or are you just happy to see me?

Sweet Land of Liberty (short video) (NSF non-Americans)

Decent Guy. The mayor of San Diego takes the high road on gay marriage, and doesn't leave a dry eye in the house. Video, 5.5 minutes.

Don't Tread on the Beaver. The inevitable war between Canada and Russia inches forward, with this stern warning to the world's most recent superpower: "Last month Ottawa said it would build up to eight patrol ships" !!!!!! That's right! Up to EIGHT! Holy Molson, Batman!

Chirp Chirp It's Summer, it's hot, and I'm at the keyboard with all the windows open, listening to cricket sounds. On similar nights when I lived in Alabama, the night was filled with the din of tree frog calls. And as a kid in Chicago, I heard the Summer cicadas. What music scores the night in your neck of the woods?

Unless you're a Jew or Jesus Christ or something ...you probably piss off people with this type of bloody slag every day. Not nice words, ranked in order of not niceness.

If I Post It For what surely (???) will be a limited time only, here's is the OJ Simpson "If I Did It" tome, in its entirety, on Scribd. Download the PDF before they take it away...

17 Foods to Try Before You Die (Just because trying them afterwards is so tacky). Let the controversy begin.

No Pine Tar Incident This time it's much more serious, and George Brett's not involved. This time it's about the right to pee without cooties lurking nearby. (and I thought Billy was dead.)

Jott. Okay, it is the weekend. Few if any are going to post comments. But this, the Jott service, needs your attention. more inside