In a World Where Dogs Wore Shawls....Dogs in Shawls 2: This time, they're upside down. more inside

A Wayback Machine from Google. For fun, Google gives us its state of the art as of January, 2001. Search whatever you like: I found September 11 to be interesting, as were: more inside

This is a worthless FPP! Tracicle's on vaca! Everyone pile on! BANNINATE ME!!!!!!

Weekends suck on Mofi. So, here's an experiment involving 5 monkeys, a cage, a banana, a ladder and, crucially, a water hose.

If you are under 40, you probably won't get this. god, I wish I didn't get this.

This, or keeping $600 in my wallet? Such a hard decision! I am such a sucker for technically-engineered natural minerals!

Something in saliva helps heal wounds faster. And it took this long to figure this out. Because "licking his wounds" isn't a common phrase or anything. So nobody looked into it until now. Righty-O.

Whenever someone implies that history is boring, I bring up Napoleon's penis. More from those perverts at NPR. Make your own "bring up" joke.

Man flying lawn chair lifted by helium balloons. Again. See also more flight details, or track the flight live. Also reminiscent of Danny Deckchair.

The Snooze to Destiny Thread. Here's where we can breathlessly await the big day when The Record falls. It will be so exciting!

Curious George: The End I have always had a fascination with the concept of the end of the human race. I can recall as a little boy feeling certain that our species was doomed due to pollution and human mismanagement. I had strong feelings that we had fifty more years, at best. As an adult, my doomsday prophesies get fueled over and over again by global warming alarmists, reports of nukular weapons in the hands of evil-doers, depletion of fisheries, bird flu, mutant viruses, rain forest atrocities, Lindsay Lohan, and so on. But here’s the rub: If humanity is going to exit stage right, I want it to happen during my lifetime. If we’ve trudged all these years from caves to condos and it is all about to fail, I’d like to be around to see that happen. Sick? I think not. What’s the point of living life’s great pageant if you don’t get to read the last chapter? Eh? Discuss.

Goodbye Little Russ I liked this man. He is pretty much irreplaceable.

Afraid to be thin. Happy monkeys are happily fat. Lower class monkeys are neurotically thin. Until you give them the Great Equalizer: chocolate. more inside

Treadmil kitties. Not exactly FPP worthy, but it is the weekend, and it made me laugh out loud. I wish there was an acronym for that...(yootoob video)

Incredibly cool house ...that cost less than $1,000 to build, will last 500+ years, and even before you click, I'm telling you this: more inside

Invite a doggie into your home when the crotchfruit is tiny, and they won't sneeze when they get bigger. more inside

Searchme. I typically roll my eyes at Web 2.0 stuff, but this is actually kinda groovy.

Tree funnies. Click this link and you will see A stoned out, half baked drunken tree.

They'd never get away with this in Regina. The Brits find themselves in a hole they can't get out of.

Some things to ponder. What It Feels Like...to Have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. What It Feels Like...to Be Buried in an Avalanche. What It Feels Like...to Be Really, Really Short. What It Feels Like...to Be Really, Really Tall. What It Feels Like to...Have Leprosy. What It Feels Like...to Be Shot Out of a Cannon. What It Feels Like...to Swallow Swords. What It Feels Like...to Touch Fake Boobs. more inside