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Look at your walls! Animated wallpaper based on a classic William Morris design. Flash. via we make money not art. more inside

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The Tubular Exchanger Manufacturers Association, Inc. (TEMA) is in fact a front for The Erotic Machinists' Association. Industrial smut inside. more inside

Anonymous George: Need a Sham Marriage I am an unskilled American living in Ireland. I am able to legally reside here because I was a student when I applied for permission to remain in the state. more inside

PhotogenicMasks have been created for anyone who desires to become a girl. Creepy, realistic masks. I can only imagine what people may want with these... Shamelessly stolen from...

Web-Developer's Handbook - A billion links. This am good. Via Bifurcated Rivets

Endtroducing The Shadow Percussion Project Take one slightly obsessive DJ Shadow fan. Mix well with one high school percussion group and allow to steep for several months. Serve with high bandwidth.

Inoue Daisuke missed an opportunity to make some money.

Beautiful Books: Illustrated The best-looking and most interesting website devoted to beautiful books and illustration I've seen this year. Points out the best in digitized illustration on the Web. Sample excerpt: From Harvard University's Open Collections Program comes Women Working, 1800-1930. It is a huge storehouse - 3,500 books, trade and consumer magazines, vocation pamphlets, photographs and lots more - all digitized in an annoying framed interface....But where else could one learn about the anarchist woman of yesteryear or how to raise chickens? I'd say it has the monkey stamp of quality. You should all take a peek kay.

Body Issues, Man-Style Wherein one man spends much money and time too look "better." via Towleroad. more inside

Electro-man and trusty companion The Mighty Jacket have been found, and how far away from gotham... now all he needs to do is learn how to keep the carpet at work from melting under him.

Alice in Wonderland In Carroll's own hand, with his original drawings . . . more inside

Google Maps finds Roman ruins Computer programmer Luca Mori found the remains of an ancient Roman villa when he browsed Google Earth maps showing satellite images of his local area. more inside

Hurricane Rita approaches. Texas Governor Rick Perry has urged people in the storm's way not to leave it too late to try to escape. "Based on planning exercises and analysis, most coastal areas in Texas take 33 hours to fully evacuate. Coastal Texans should not wait until late Thursday or early Friday to leave." The latest official warning from the National Hurricane Center. Landing-point probabilities.

Curious George: Prescription Mistake My wife, who is 22-weeks pregnant, was recently given a prescription for her frequent nasuea and vomiting. The problem is, the pharmacist made a "little" mistake. more inside

Bumvertising Callous exploitation, or a genious marketing ploy?

Recruits Sought for Porn Squad! Yes, with everything else domestic and foreign going swimmingly, the POTUS & Co take a page from the Gipper's playbook and seek to criminalize depicting the nasty. Somewhat discussed here, here, here, here, here, *inhale* . . and probably a bunch of other places.

Curious George: collecting books I have a hankering - nay, a veritable yearning - to begin collecting books. I'm wondering if any of the other monkeys are experienced book collectors and what advice, if any, you would impart to a novice who doesn't know anything about books, and the collecting thereof, but loves a good read. more inside