Noises off - stage left. Words fail me!

A dab of ephemera for your Friday pleasure: Blossom bears baby boy (with scary pic). Note: scary pic is of Blossom, not of the baby. Also, from the Department of WTF: Blossom has a Ph.D in neuroscience. Gnaw on that.

Meet Cage and Alice!! Testing the effects of habitual cocaine use on animals is NOT SAFE! Someone knows a little to much about habitual massive cocaine use. I wonder why they gave the hamsters opium instead? This is an extremely silly silly cartoon, that gets progressively worse each episode, until the mind altering and bending climax in Episode 5.

Curious George: attachments I am trying to figure out how to allow someone to attach a document. more inside

Amazing. I knew nothing about this. Apparently I was oblivious in 2002. more inside

I Fuckin' KNEW it: Smoking Dope makes your brain cells grow. Maybe.

Rock with your cock boobs out The M in MP3 now stands for mammary.

Stolen Bikes. It's a multimillion dollar business. Do you live in one of these places? How about a college town? Are you also a bike enthusiast? If so, you're at risk for losing your ride. Trust me - I found out the hard way. more inside

16 Kids. Wants some more. Michelle Duggar just delivered her 16th child, and she's already thinking about doing it again. 15 isn't enough for some folk.

Pinter's Prize Remember you saw it here first: Harold Pinter has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature. And not a moment too soon, if you ask me. more inside

Chinese Siege Warfare. A nicely illustrated history, which amongst a multitude of riches introduces us to Ming dynasty rocket infantry, a 3^rd century B.C. 'machine gun' and includes a handy strategic geography should you ever fancy invading the Celestial Empire yourself. Via

An Exploratory Study of the Influence of Depression and Anxiety. This is an investigation into behavioural patterns behind those who entertain the idea of going missing. The purpose of the research is to better inform health and community services of this behavioural aspect of those with specific mood disorders....This study is open to anyone who has suffered from, or is currently suffering from, depression or anxiety.

K+K Mimes
Go to the merchandise page and check out the trailers.

British Food - apparently it does exist.

Timecube... the RPG [found by using the wayback machine]

Hey Lookit! Robots! Pick out the one you like or the one that looks the most like you.

Free Bike Clinic on Sunday for all Monkeys and MeFites. Need your chain cleaned? Have a flat tire? Want to learn to adjust your brakes? Come on out and get a free tune-up, pitch in your own skills with repairs, or just hang out. Full details at the MeTa link.

The Quark Series A series of images meant to represent the family of quarks. more inside

The Cat's Eye
Other photographs.

Holy Video iPod Batman!