Daedilus Georgius Nonne linguam latinam amatis? Censetisne simiae et simii websiteam latinam bonnam?

The Watergate Papers Go Public In 2003, Woodward and Bernstein sold the notes they took during Watergate (the scandal that eventually forced President Nixon to resign, for non US monkeys)to the University of Texas. Now, the University is making some of the papers available to the public, starting Friday. You can view the papers at the University or online. more inside

Hopkin Explained. The resolution of the missing frog story. The news is pretty old, but I didn't see it mentioned in the original link, and a search didn't bring it up. The details are probably not what you'd expect.

Right Wing Ralphie! Sick of all those mamby-pamby, Homosexual Agenda-pushing, Traditional Family-destroying, depraved cartoon characters like SpongeBob (gay ambassador) SquarePants and Buster (the lesbian-loving) Rabbit? Then Right Wing Ralphie is for you!

Curious George wants a ‘nana. What did you eat as a child that you never eat now? MI more inside

Who's Who of classic game programmers

Subway Match The World's Best Website For Subway Riders, a forum where anyone can meet anyone else via the subway.

Jerry Springer - The Opera What an absolute load of crap! Best of the web? Well, if it saves us the ticket money, it's worth looking at.

Time for a singalong! Please, try to keep up.

Form help? C'mon monkeys... Ack. I need some help with forms. or resources. or a drug dealer. I need to make a form that returns info to an access db. I'm obviously too goddamn stupid to figure this out. Any good resources you monkey's use?

Women will get sterile just looking at you. Star Wars fans, cameras, and a desire to shoot fish in barrels.

F*ck Gramaglia Up. Documentary? Mockumentary? Regardless, while this short film may be difficult to watch (due to the psychological manipulation it depicts), you'll likely be unable to stop watching it. You may even find yourself laughing at it -- and if you do, you'll probably feel guilty about it.

Logos Galore, all in vector format. Seems to be quite a handful of logos here. Hope the copyright-infringement is enjoyable. Too bad they're not in one gigantor zip file...

Dreams of Space: These books outlined the future the children of the baby boom would grow up in, the world of space. The illustrations in these books show facts (as they were known) mixed in with the fantasy of space flight and led many of the readers of these books to "dream of space"

State of the Union Address Ok, fine, USA Filter. I admit it, but OMG no one else will do it: The State of the Union Address and Democratic response were on damn near every TV station tonight in the US, and I'm sure on quite a few non-US TVs as well. Discuss. Ponder. Whatever. Let's get it on!

Record rainfall creates chaos in Melbourne (bugmenot will help) In the period between 7pm 01/02/2005 and 7am 03/02/2005, 125mm of rain was dumped on metropolitan Melbourne - more in some areas. This has caused flooding and general chaos. more inside

Zork! The original text adventure. A MUD of one. Notice the "download" buttons at the bottom of the page.

Curious, George: Memory Troubles Not quite the same as previously discussed. I've been repeatedly told that I should write memoirs of some sort, but I can't seem to remember, well, most of my life. [more inside] more inside

carnets de digestion

You call this Ok, Al? Track listings for "Everything's Ok", Al Green's newest album, are all silly and I like that. They include: "Daphnis Et Chloe: Part I: The Young Girls Attract Daphnis's Attention And Surround Him With Their..." and "The Old Shepherd Lammon Explains That, If Pan Has Saved Chloe, It Is...". Click now, before they fix it.