A cake with its own scholarship program. As my pal Bruce says, "Well. Now there's something you don't see every day."

One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a Kitten War. It's kitten natural selection. What more do you need? [from MeFi] more inside

Curious George: Baby Vomit Stains. Any advice on how to clean up baby-vomit stains from a mattress? They are still moist and seem soaked-in. [yes, there is a story. no, you don't want to hear it]

CG: Breaking into voice acting? Any monkeys with experience in this arena? more inside

Flying 'n' dying. Everything you could ever want to know about fatal air crashes. If you prefer a slightly less depressing emphasis, how about air crashes with one survivor? Or celebrity crashes? I'm feeling better already.

The history of sampling. Ever wondered where you've heard that drum beat or guitar riff before? This may help! via BB more inside

The Jimi Hendrix Music Site

Coffee Monkeyshines... Via madamjujujive via MetaChat...

MeChat There's a new bunny in town.

As the minority turns... Canadians enjoy the new hit soap opera of minority government watching. But in the meantime, here's a little old fashioned politicking to entertain us, Tommy Douglas telling the story of Mouseland, while we wait to see what colour of cat we have next week. (fourth link goes to embedded windows media) more inside

The more you know, or think you know, i think, ya know-- (via kottke) seems like info that could lead one to think about what they think about in what they know or i dunno-- more inside

Armageddon or NOT The ***-or-Not meme may have peaked, but there's still room for Armageddon or Not, which marries the democratic power of the Internet to the terrifying harbingers of the Apocalypse. more inside

New species of monkey discovered in Tanzania. The first in twenty years, say hello to the critically endangered Lophocebus kipunji. (Via bb)

"Hugging Pillow" for the boys Attention all boys! If you don't have a girl to keep you warm at night, this is just for you. more inside

Translating sound into colour and colour into sound

Ladies and gentleman, the world's first all sock-puppet movie, "The Lady from Sockholm" Wool War II rages and times are tough for sock puppets. Terrence M. Cotton, a washed-up gumshoe, finds himself knee-high in debt and praying for a big case. Enter Heelda Brum, a finely spun piece of high-end hosiery who hires Cotton to find Darnell, her missing mate. Cotton takes the missing sock case but the heat gets turned on high when Darnell's unraveled remains are discovered ...

zombo.com (Flash, sound) Amazing what it can do for you.

Monkey Nuts, Monkey Nuts, Monkey Nuts, Monkey Nuts,Monkey Nuts, Monkey Nuts!

Painting Venice Using, uh... MS Paint Whoa. 500 hours. I still have to learn to sit still long enough to help my daughter draw a princess and this guy goes ahead and...sheesh.

YODA SINGS!