How to make a perfick cup of tea. Also, a thorough guide to making Pizza. And something about how coffee works, which does not, unfortunately, have a charming picture of a rat.

Daft Punk's "Technologic" performed by robot dogs

Mo Kin (short quicktime movie)

Inebriated George: Decanter Resurrection Mrs. Tool and I bought a sweet vintage mahogany mini-bar, complete with (nearly) complete glassware set a few months ago at an estate sale. Got it for a song. I've spruced up the cabinet's finish and cleaned all the glassware. The decanter, however, has some light moldy spots on the inside. I wish to fill it with Kentucky's finest, and am eager to get it done. more inside

All cereal, all the time! more inside

Happy birthday, Koko! Koko the signing gorilla turns 34 today. Apparently she's spending the day shopping for a new kitten.

Sokath! His eyes open! And Jalad. At Tanagra. Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.

Immortal Technique Bringing Truth in the Form of Hip-Hop more inside

Toronto MeFi/MoFi meetup! Friday night, July 15th. Any Monkeys interested? more inside

And then this. Any Monkeys get to see it? My island was fogged in, and I am nowhere near the right time or place.

A set of notes on alchemy by Isaac Newton has been rediscovered. Newton was a dedicated alchemist. These people and these should be excited. A short biography is here. more inside

America! FUCK YEAH! The US Rocks, so suck on my balls! America! FUCK YEAH! It's your independence day, so blow some shit up!

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"The Tofu Hut isn't a building, and it's got nothing to do with soy protein." MoFi's beloved forksclovetofu and his cute little Tofu Hut get a big shoutout in the first paragraph of an L.A. Times article about MP3 blogs.

Curious George - Sleep Apnea Followup Questions I wasn't sure this would get the proper attention if I posted to my previous querie, so I FFP'd. I met with the doctor who told me that I have a rather high ratio of waking (92 times) per hour and now I am going to get surgery for a deviated septum, tonsillectomy as well as removing some of my soft palate, all in one fell swoop in early August. I’m also going to get a cpap machine in the next few days and have a few questions for the folks who have experience with them. more inside

PasswordMaker is a small, lightweight, free, extension for Firefox, Mozilla, and Netscape (IE support coming soon) which creates unique, secure passwords that are very easy to retrieve. Nothing is stored anywhere, anytime, so there's nothing to be hacked, lost, or stolen.

didn't take long. Ah. That's better. Development was stuck on that thorny 5th amendment thingie for awhile, but we've moved beyond such archaic priciples.

Why, it's Hamsterific! A gallery of user submitted hamster pictures. (Warning: camera shutter imitation sound!) Read it for the user comments! Here is a recipe for Hamster Meat Loaf, although it does not contain hamster meat itself. Learn how to care for a pregnant mother and witness the miracle of hamster birth (WARNING: GRAPHIC!) However, make sure your hamster is actually pregnant before offering unsolicited aid. Lastly, a quick guide on how to train a hamster

Construction Equipment Theme Park ...I really haven't even read this article fully. I just posted it because it had nothing to do with sexual inuendo, unlike this recent mess.

You Sick Fucks!