Imagineer That! I've heard the debate about corporate-sponsored vending machines and such in public schools, now it seems those funny folks at Disney are sending imagineers to schools in the US. Gee, what's wrong with making monkey sounds!? more inside

Curious, George: DVD Burning I need help completing my DVD pirating process. So, I decided to ask the smartest group of people I know. Ironic that these smart people are monkeys, ain't it?

Might Mofi Describe your day in a mighty way, as if it were mythological events to be inscribed in stone tablets. Ie., two-fisted tales of ordinary days. (With a might fart, he arose from the bed, and swore vengeance at the roaring lion = He woke up and accidentally stepped on the cat.). Give your life that Conanical flair and tell it like it should be, not like it is.

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out meets breakfast! Ahhh, brings back 8-bit memories!!!

on the Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark?? More Inside more inside

How to Witness with Halo 2 "In fact, the Halo storyline is remarkably like a major theme of the Bible..." wherein the Earth is attacked by aliens/Satan, and Jesus comes to save it from a fate worse than the Covenant. "But then again, I know of a bigger nerd club. It has millions of members and is spread all over the world. In fact, it includes you and me. It is made up of every Christian, whether we realize it or not," says Lane Palmer, witnessing with Napolean Dynomite. More news on Halo witnessing here, and I first saw bits of it here (watercoolergames). more inside

International Pajama Day. This April 5, wear your PJ's all day. To work, to school, at home, while running errands. Why? Because "people cannot help but feel positive when covered from head to toe with cozy flannel, the warmth of fleece or the feeling of silk or satin. Pajamas know no boundaries, pajamas are nonpartisan, nonpolitical, nondenominational, and a plethora of other nons."

Don't dream it's over. Former Crowded House and Split Enz drummer and radio personality Paul Hester dead. Hester was apparently a victim of severe depression and took his own life in a Melbourne park. He is survived by his girlfriend and two daughters. more inside

Ukai - photographs of traditional cormorant fishing Ukai, or cormorant fishing, is a traditional method of river fishing that has been practiced in Japan for some 1300 years. This method involves fishermen using cormorant birds on leashes to catch sweetfish (such as the Ayu). Ukai is not as widespread as it once was, because it is no longer an economically viable form of fishing. Nowadays, there are only a few people authorized to perform ukai, and it is protected under the Imperial Household Agency. Positions are usually inherited and passed on within each family. [all this quoted from the site] more inside

projects any monkey can do.

Curious George: Speedos, Meat-hangers, DTs How does a male monkey choose swimwear? [and just like DTs, there's more inside] more inside

Octopuses walking on two legs... I mean, tentacles. Octopuses apparently learn to walk woth two tentacles while using the other six to adopt different shapes as camo. I find it ammusing because the videos remind me of cartoon characters hiding behind bushes and carrying them along.

Terri Schiavo's Blog: So what's the sign that a current event has jumped the shark? Well Terri Schiavo has a blog now. So does her husband. Boy, that's classy people. Is that taking a personal tragedy too far? You bet is, but it's not stopping anyone. Can't get enough? Check out what's on Terri's iPod. And I'm not even talking about people trying to make a quick buck off this either.

63 Days. In the 80’s, "boot camps" for troubled teens became the new treatment dejour for parents at their wits end. However, after numerous allegations of severe abuse, untrained staff and several deaths, these camps came under much scrutiny. Steve Cartisano ran the most notorious of these camps, called Challenger Foundation. Alli was 15 when she was kidnapped from her bed and taken to Challenger. 63 Days is the story-in-progress about her brutal experiences there, her subsequent escape and the aftermath.

Happy Easter.

Gode Cookery - a compilation of medieval recipes. via Scribbling Woman. Some translations, including Fish in a Sweet and Sour Sauce, Poached Salmon and a Meat Pie. OK, hungry now. more inside

I am Curious (George) Good internet porn. more inside

Curious George: Help Me Buy a Video Card (For Love of God Help Me) My current GeForce FX Shit 5200 card, that came with my computer, is dying (this started literally right after the one year warranty) and I need to buy a replacement soon. more inside

Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. Who you calling a diva?

Hogzilla Hangs High Tale of A Giant Feral Pig in Georgia attracts attention of a National Geographic team more inside