Dr Who Leaked The new 'revamped' sexy non-stupid-victorian-clothes-wearing Dr Who first episode 'Rose' has been leaked onto the filesharing internets. Leaked, as in, the Beeb are doing their own version of viral marketing. Anyone with bittorrent please download this & let me know if they screwed it up. Love, Doris.

PottyHeadz! "When you dunk them in water they will drink (absorb) and store the liquid in their fat bellies just like a camel. Once full, your little buddy will need to relieve himself like any good Joe and that is where you come in." (SFW)

Implosion World. more inside

Do you see banana man? (VIDEO)

Moskau! Moskau! When Teutonic pop goes bad. Late 70's German pop group Dschinghis Khan sought to combine historical and epic themes with disco beats, Abba-esque style, and Village People dance moves. Ensuing train wreck is preserved for all to see. [Flash, sound, SFW]

Before the bow and arrow, there was the atlatl. The first true weapon system, it may have been responsible for the extinction of the wooly mammoth. The atlatl's armor piercing capability almost allowed the Aztecs to triumph over the Conquistadors. You can make or buy one yourself, and experience the thrill of the ancient hunt. Atlatl movie clip.

Director of The Jacket speaks out. John Maybury says that Milion Dollar Baby was a piece of shit, and that Memento and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind are inferior films of the same genre as The Jacket. more inside

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Wrong Answer Grandma.
Play the movie and FLY.

What ever happened to picket signs Poor Charles!

Build your own office cube or Create a Corporate labyrinth one cube at a time! more inside

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World's First Gay and Lesbian Natural Attraction Scent. "Each is different but both scents are designed to use to attract a gay people to you or to attract gay friendly people to you, your home or business. Can be used around your home or business to draw people there." Yes, have your home swarming with gays!

Fuck a Duck

The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker.

Now, don't tell me this ain't natural.

Enterprise has been cancelled and Jolene "T'Pol" Blalock says the final episode, penned by Berman & Braga is "apalling". Why? If you don't like spoilers, don't read within this post. more inside

200 years of immigration to England. History, stories, gallery, find your roots. Educational, but don't let that put you off...

Curious George - Naughty popups? I clicked on Moneyjane's last link, below, and Firefox (1.0.1) told me it had blocked a popup from this site, but immediately after the popup blocker bar appeared, a popup appeared anyway, without my taking any action. Any ideas about this, folks?

Uncyclopedia is like Wikipedia, only full of lies. more inside

Welcome to Framley Museum. Everything that's great about the British heritage industry.

For the French, scent creation is about Art. In New Jersey, it's better hamburgers through chemistry. But be careful: sometimes even a pretty aroma can be deadly stuff.