Tycoon offers $1 million to husband of Terri Schiavo to keep her feeding tube in. The tube, which is keeping her alive - albeit in a vegetative state, is scheduled to be removed next Friday. The offer from Robert Herring expires on Monday March 14

Hand-held games of the 70s and 80s: an online museum. (No simulations, I'm afraid)

Guess the Movie Personally I couldn't guess a single one. But the pictures are fascinating and bizarre -- apparently movie clips with the people edited out but not the clothes.

Conspiracy theory du jour - On September 5, 1982, paperboy Johnny Gosch was abducted. According to some sources including, apparently, Gosch himself, the 12 yr-old was taken by a highly organized pedophile/pornography ring. Gosch escaped his captors, & now lives under an assumed identity. That identity is allegedly James Dale Guckert - aka Jeff Gannon, adult pornographer, gay escort & fake journalist. The Moscow Gazette reports that 'Gannon' will write a tell-all book exposing a ring of homosexuals & pedophiles within the highest ranks of the GOP. Predictably, others think all this is bullshit. more inside

Western Civilisation a Contradiction in Terms

Ancient Chinese sex-toys [NSFW if 3000 year bronze dildos aren't your workplace thing] The text is in Chinese but the pictures speak for themselves via Danwei

Does the Devil Play Tricks? Opinions Monkeys.... New Theory on Michael Jackson. Did he create this whole media circus purpously? He bases his business approach on P.T. Barnums (Barnum & Bailey circus) methods. Is it posible that Jackson created this whole situation so he could create a "trial of the century"? Or is he the devil in-carnate he appears to be, and should be made to play horsey with hundreds of inmates. Thoughts?

Curious, George: sympathy gifts A friend and her husband have just lost their baby in her 30th week of pregnancy. What is an appropriate sympathy gift? I'm a boring/basic cook, so pre-prepared meals aren't really a good idea (plus a mutual friend is a chef and made her a ton of food). They have a houseful of flowers already and I want to give them something useful if I can.

The Blind Cow is a restaurant in Zurich staffed by sightless people, and diners eat in complete darkness to simulate blindness. It's gotten so popular that reservations must be made three months in advance.

Oh Mikey!

MeFi Santa Monica MeetUp Sunday, March 13th I'm surprised some other duel-citizenship-Fite hasn't posted this earlier. more inside

Good? or Evil? All I know is that I would have fought less with my roomates over dishes. (At least the ones whose rooms didn't belong here). But opinions differ.

LEISURE TOWN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG The best comic on the internet, once dead, is now BACK!

The cross you bear has become much lighter thanks to modern technology. more inside

Do they have a frog problem too? I lived in this central Mass. town for years, and never had a problem with birds falling from the sky. Apparently, I left town too soon.

More Bodily Excretions....Explained. Includes a description of possibly the most disgusting research study ever.

Dogs of San Francisco. We have cat lovers here, but do we also have dog lovers?

Curious George: Guide to Bittorrent for St00pids I don't know anything about bittorrent. WinMX is giving me a hard time downloading Sid Meiers Pirates. Need advice ---> more inside

Don't Shoot The Cats? Or, maybe we should? The Wisconsin airwaves have been buzzing about DNR Proposition 64. What do you monkeys think -- ferral cats doing enough damage to be called "fair game?" more inside

A monkey would never do this! Handgun + Cooking + One hungry cat = trouble more inside