Dorkstorm: The Annihilation , a hysterical article deconstructing the "Ten Geekiest Hobbies" by Seanbaby.

Even the best corporate mascots have their weaknesses...
...and I must admit Mr. Happy Crack is kind of a giggle, but is it really necessary for a home foundation repair corporation to promote baseball caps with slogans like this? Tony weeps for this generation.

Kurt Wenner : Master Street Painter (via The Cartoonist...)

The president gets a hankerin' for some ribs From MeFi !! more inside

Good communications with others will be essential to this type of Monkey. Let's keep in mind the character of this year's Wood Monkey (very curious about new inventions or modes of thinking) when debating contentious topics. Monkeys can (and do) play nicely, even when they disagree.

Could Lesbians Destroy Your Mortgage? Daily Mail random headline generator.

Actual press release: "Darrell Waltrip and Duncan Hines(R) Invite Fans to Get 'Boogity, Boogity, Boogity(TM)' With Brownies." Yes, it's a NASCAR brownie baking competition.

Howard Dean Dance Remix

Monkeys 'Cannot Ape Human Language' "Monkeys can grasp simple rules of grammar but the key principle common to all human languages is beyond them, new research showed today." There's actually more information in the BBC story, but that one didn't have a monkey pun in the title, so I couldn't very well use it as the main link, now could I?

Gimli, son of Gloin, played by actor John Rhys-Davies is in a bit of hot water with the worldwide Muslim community.

United Fans For Michael The song posted 20 years ago by Sullivan - 11 comments

I'm Not Toto, and This Isn't Kansas. What would it take to convince you that you had entered another world?

MoFi on Linkfilter Next stop: Daypop

Check out the Google Banner--We've Arrived!

1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004 - You are a monkey.

Playing with Middle-earth Names: Get a hobbit name, an elf name, an orc name for yourself or your favorite politician, rock star, or helpless newborn.

The pleasure of having lunch (Quicktime) (Audio slightly NSFW)

Very small timewaster. Very, very small pacman and other very, very small things.

The more things change The more they stay the same: "It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide the truth in their breasts, and show, like jugglers, another thing in their mouths, to cut all friendships and enmities to the measure of their own interest, and to make a good countenance without the help of good will." Sallust 86 B.C.

Spellbound
Just finished watching this wonderful movie and can't recommend enough. Stop by the official website (FLASH), watch some clips and play a few games of Hangman. Win five in a row to be placed on the national championship board. I got two in a row, so far. It's difficult.