Trunk Monkey more inside

Neuticles: Customized Testicular Implants for Pets Undoubtedly purchased by the same people who buy their dogs diapers.

Curious George: A Windows Virgin And a reluctant one given my verbosity around here lately. But you see, I am a life-long Mac person and I just got an older Wintel laptop that I would like to give to my step-brother for his birthday on Monday. I've successfully re-installed Windows 98se from the ground up and I don't know what I should/shouldn't do next. more inside

It is written. According to Indian Astrologers, the US election has been pre-destined. No report on accuracy of their past predictions, or why it isn't on Reuters' own website.

Fake Terrorism? A room covered in blue construction paper, a headscarf, and a pirated copy of FinalCut Pro are all you need and you, too, can be a terrorist. more inside

Superman is Dead. Long live Superman! - Tales of Superman from the 1930's to present-day. Online comics! Some of the classic Superman stories such as Superman! The first story - including one of the many "scientific explanations" for Superman's strength (People from Krypton get super strong upon their reaching maturity.. or is it because of Earth's yellow sun? Or maybe it's Earth's lesser gravity... anyway..), The Origin of Superman - in fact, several origins of Superman! And more! more inside

Curious, George: Disposing of Evidence Left with the dregs of a dead relationship in the form of a trunk's worth of stuff. Seek creative solutions. more inside

Say What? In this time of misunderestimation and le circumlocucioun, listen to the 100 Best Speeches and remember that there once was a time when we weren't forced to choose between a lesser of two weevils.

Tasteless, yet completely offensive. Kids dressed up in what can only be called very, very offensive costumes. Politically motivated tastelessness, but they're so darn CUTE! more inside

The Charge of the Light Brigade took place 150 years ago - hear Tennyson himself read the poem. The National Army Museum has special features on the charge and on the Crimean War. And what about the Heavy Brigade? Why the famous charge still matters.

Just how likely is it that nobody will cough during a concert? Alas, if you want a good chance of having a cough-free experience, you will need to stock your concert hall with audience members who produce no more than 2 coughs per year, leading the researcher to conclude, "It's probably easier to just accept the coughing." This may be the biggest advance in the scientific study of Annoying Noises In Concert Halls since a professor at Simon's Rock proved you'll make the same amount of noise unwrapping a candy slowly as quickly, so you might as well get it over with. Unless, of course, you're using a the high-tech stealth wrapper. more inside

Curious George - (US) politics (non-presidential) I apologize for starting a politics thread, but I'm kinda desperate. I'm trying to fully prepare for the election day, but all the info I can find regarding my ballot only concerns the presidential race. more inside

"Occasionally, a homosexual tries to masturbate by lubricating the mouth of a suitable bottle."
From the "Amazing Information on Homosexuals" Page. "Similarly, one could hate Jar Jar Binks ®, but nobody fears him. Homosexuals and homophiles know this, and they define homophobia in terms of hatred of homosexuals or homosexuality." This guy has a separate address for HATE MAIL. Unintentionally hysterical in the most unpleasant way.

The Perry Bible Fellowship is a collection of cartoons ranging from the just plain random, to the zany, and sometimes even the morbid.

Oh, *THESE* 380 tons of explosives! Dubya says that for all we know, the explosives went missing before the US secured the area. But according to this 5-minute video from KSTP (Minneapolis/St. Paul ABC), they got a tour of what might have been the Al Qaqaa weapons bunker, 9 days after the fall of Baghdad, and the place was loaded with explosives.

Red Elvis He was handsome. He was American. He was singing Heartbreak Hotel and Tutti Frutti and he was doing it in the Soviet Union.

Leonard Cohen: Rare Live Songs and a few studio out takes as well. more inside

Department of Homeland Security Keeping Store Shelves Safe by forcing Portland store to take pirated Rubik's Cubes off the shelves. ...Except the patent ran out and so it is legal to make knockoffs. more inside

TV Ad Trivia Quiz. 10 questions. Another short & painless trivia quiz. Test your TV Ad memory. 7 out of 10 correct is supposed to be good. I got an 8. (I have no life.)

Brain scanners can probe your politics more inside