Aside from a certain green page, it's hard to get any REAL help on the Web. Well, now there's OhDoctah, self-proclaimed #1 advisor on the Internet. Or, if your problem is a dispute with another person/monkey, now you can it resolved via the reasoned judgment of Best Selling Author/Daily Show Correspondent/Former Human PC Judge John Hodgman. more inside

A cracking good read if you're under anaesthetic. . -It makes more sense than a couple of other things.

Worldometers World statistics updated in real time.

Snake on a Galactic Plane for Halloween. more inside

Artist's Study Of Island Brings The Dead To Life.

Holy Lit Up Toledo! Fifty photographers got together to take a night time shot of Toledo, with the dark areas of the city lit up using hand held flashes. via

Make a wish and lock it in ... on ... a fence, a fountain, a railing ... you name it. This is recent, but not about hair. Nothing so cavalier as the lovelocks popular in the 17th century.

Zombie Blue Sears has done a lot of stupid things in the process of going from America's Largest Retailer to an also-ran where nobody shops anymore. But with their web-based Halloween promotion, for the first time in a long time, they're showing they have BRA-A-I-INS. more inside

The greatest science-fiction story ever written Well, somebody thought it was.

True Colours Vinzenz Brinkmann...carefully analyzes the surface residue of pigments on classical sculptures and then uses this evidence to extrapolate how these works may have originally appeared. The results are, to say the least, surprising. via

The Story of the Dancing Frog looks like a cute tale of loss and rebirth, as it were. The sample illustrations are charming in their sophisticated, loose simplicity... Their style reminds me of Tadpole's Promise, illustrated by Tony Ross...

Rand Paul Supporter Stomps Head Of Female MoveOn Member Outside KY Debate

Puppets socks with 50 pub jokes, includes earshot-attacking falsetto songs, and the like hi-jinx. Quite possibly NSFW, depending on how well attuned the ear of the listener and how stuffy the workplace is.

There is an Uncanny Valley - and this virtual Japanese pop star lives there.

Long cat is long . New cat takes over Guinnness world record. Long Cat's (Shiroi IRL) record deposed by Stewie Original Long Cat: The Movie more inside

White hole model - now includes kitchen sink. (The actual model uses silicone oil and a steel plate. I think the photos are neat.)

We bow to our feline overlords . This will entertain your cat--guaranteed he'll fall off the couch laughing! Or you could try wearing him down. Posted in response to this question because the poor shmuck can't be the only one out there with a furry fiend. (Help! Right NOW I'm being attacked by an orange hair-hacking monster!) more inside

High on a dam sat a lonely goat herder

The Incredible Hulk interviews a local candidate. Okay, it's Lou Ferrigno, who played the Hulk, talking to San Luis Obispo County Sheriff candidate Ian Parkinson, which a member of his staff recorded and thought would be good for his campaign. more inside

Conceptual sculpture--Art Cars!! . (click on genre links for more mileage goodness)