Caption this! - "If you mess up one more time, this is where I'm going to throw you!" Your turn. more inside

Didn't Know I Was Unamerican (flash)

Howard Dean Yahoo!s - Good to see he's a good sport about it.

Tan's Barbers - Okay, who wants a NATO haircut?

"I don't see how you can lead this country in a time of war, in a time of uncertainty, if you change your mind because of politics." "..." "Well, okay, on second thought, maybe I can."

Geek Test - I scored a 1481. I wonder how all of you Monkeys would score.

My Miserable Life.com - Schadenfreude Gold. (Link is SFW, outgoing links at the bottom of the page are not) Examples inside more inside

Carl Lewis - Break It Up (QT)

Curious George: Microphones I'm in the market for a microphone and I don't have a whole lot of cash to spend. more inside

DDR Fanfiction - Who needs a dance pad to get hot? more inside

The Coming Civil War - Unlikely, but an interesting read anyway.

Potential "All-Out War" Threatened in Nigeria Over Oil Profits (More) Western Response: "Oil? Did someone say oil?"

If All Stories Were Written Like Science Fiction Stories

Mandonna - The all-male, all-live tribute to the Material Girl. Anyone got some Brain Brillo?

The Wishing Hole - An anonymous place to let it all out, confess, or flirt. From the funny, to the weird, and everything in between, the Wishing Hole is a voyeuristic journey to the part of humanity that doesn't even show themselves to those closest to them. Some rules are inside: more inside

O T O more inside

Oh No! Not words! The Anne Jacobson School of Paranoia has a new graduate.

Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Reilly, International

Partisan Pussies (SFW)

Exposing aerial crimes and aerosol operations - because it's an emergency! - Chemtrails, an "Unsolved Mystery", is a popular topic these days. But just how are they formed and how does one distinguish them from condensation trails? The answer? Screw it all and make some money.