Middle ages? You're soaking in them!

The Chappelle Theory My nomination for best conspiracy theory of the year. And I've never even seen Dave's show. Hmmm, maybe time to fire up that BT client.

The Appliance She's Always Wanted. Just in time for Xmas!

Blotto. I used to take those "Bush is drinking" stories with a grain of salt. Until now.

Frodo gets a PhD I crapped out in the mines of Moria, but Frodo went all the way to tossing his dissertation into Mt. Doom!

40 things that only happen in the movies. I'd like to add one more: many, if not most of the people in many movies smoke cigarettes and no one ever notices, or objects. The smokers never ask permission either.

didn't take long. Ah. That's better. Development was stuck on that thorny 5th amendment thingie for awhile, but we've moved beyond such archaic priciples.

The anti-porn. Community blog taking an "unwholesome" direction? Here's the cure.

"Then you'll have a little bit down at the bottom, the white stuff, and that's your meth."

The how's and why's of blowing off the church. Seems like this guy might wanna take a look.

Patriot act recurs. No film at eleven.

Unforseen consequences of biometric anti-theft systems. I don't even want to think about retinal scanners.

Jeff Gannon comes out swinging. Mr. Gannon I have one question for you. Is this a "come-on?"
And geez, did this slimebucket have to steal Hunter S. Thompson's words? Sorry to stink up the joint, but this (and this) made my hair stand on end.

homeland security seizes "harmful art" Last time it was Austrians calling US artists immoral.

golden gate bridge jumpers filmed. apparently the filmakers used social engineering to get the footage. Local pols are all in a tizzy.

Coronation Of Democracy Hmmm, I never knew that the "The Inaugural Night Blowjob was first introduced by Mamie Eisenhower in 1953"

Work Poopers of the World, Unite! Stand up (eh, I mean sit down) for your right to take a magazine to the employee's restroom!

I would've spilled all. He didn't crack in the comfy chair. Time for the Fleetwood Mac Album! more inside

Monkeyfilter to be outsourced

Paxil Babies
This recent monkeyfilter post inevitably led to this. more inside