January 04, 2006

Middle ages? You're soaking in them!

December 23, 2005

The Chappelle Theory My nomination for best conspiracy theory of the year. And I've never even seen Dave's show. Hmmm, maybe time to fire up that BT client.

November 27, 2005

The Appliance She's Always Wanted. Just in time for Xmas!

November 14, 2005

Blotto. I used to take those "Bush is drinking" stories with a grain of salt. Until now.

August 01, 2005

Frodo gets a PhD I crapped out in the mines of Moria, but Frodo went all the way to tossing his dissertation into Mt. Doom!

July 16, 2005

40 things that only happen in the movies. I'd like to add one more: many, if not most of the people in many movies smoke cigarettes and no one ever notices, or objects. The smokers never ask permission either.

July 03, 2005

didn't take long. Ah. That's better. Development was stuck on that thorny 5th amendment thingie for awhile, but we've moved beyond such archaic priciples.
The anti-porn. Community blog taking an "unwholesome" direction? Here's the cure.

May 04, 2005

"Then you'll have a little bit down at the bottom, the white stuff, and that's your meth."

April 21, 2005

The how's and why's of blowing off the church. Seems like this guy might wanna take a look.

April 12, 2005

Patriot act recurs. No film at eleven.

April 11, 2005

Unforseen consequences of biometric anti-theft systems. I don't even want to think about retinal scanners.

February 25, 2005

Jeff Gannon comes out swinging. Mr. Gannon I have one question for you. Is this a "come-on?"
And geez, did this slimebucket have to steal Hunter S. Thompson's words? Sorry to stink up the joint, but this (and this) made my hair stand on end.

February 17, 2005

homeland security seizes "harmful art" Last time it was Austrians calling US artists immoral.

January 20, 2005

golden gate bridge jumpers filmed. apparently the filmakers used social engineering to get the footage. Local pols are all in a tizzy.

January 17, 2005

Coronation Of Democracy Hmmm, I never knew that the "The Inaugural Night Blowjob was first introduced by Mamie Eisenhower in 1953"

January 06, 2005

Work Poopers of the World, Unite! Stand up (eh, I mean sit down) for your right to take a magazine to the employee's restroom!

January 03, 2005

I would've spilled all. He didn't crack in the comfy chair. Time for the Fleetwood Mac Album! more inside

December 22, 2004

Monkeyfilter to be outsourced

November 15, 2004

Paxil Babies
This recent monkeyfilter post inevitably led to this. more inside
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