Reader's Digest goes bankrupt. That which is digested: either vomit or shit.

Pet Hoekstra is a Meme “my thighs cramped up doing sprints this morning, just like being in a stress position at Gitmo”

Japanese Government Banning Used School Girl Pantie Vending Machines. No, Virginia, there is no way to snark on the original title. more inside

Fugly-Ass Christmas Sweaters Of The Day Is it ok to say "ass" on the new, kinder, gentler MoFi?

US President tries to reassure survivors.

Naturism meets pop music. (NSFW) more inside

...when they pry my cold, dead fingers off my clock's pendulum. I refuse to feel old until Win2x is in the dustbin.

Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye. Posted for the title, by the title, and nothing but the title.

Here's the Story... [NSUAC] more inside

Cronyism American Style Can you believe it? Some third world country elected the wife of a former president as the new prez. What kind of banana republic sh*t is that?

Couldn't find much sexual content on the web so I had to settle for this digital moan. Niiieine!

“Founding + Fathers + Roleplay + Harness” yes I know GareP has been posted before, but it was years and years ago, and not very much on the internet ABOUT the internet makes me laugh out loud anymore (except those proposals of life-in-prison for file sharing) but this did

iGod repenting made easy

The ugliest flame war of all time can be found here. Blog owners eventually notice.

Why God Favors America "We're gonna die now."

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology Made me laugh out loud at first. But then I realized that Tom's CGI guys could bring about much greater miracles than that tired old "feed the multitude" routine.

chess babes. who knew?

Film Director in Trouble Over Swastika T-Shirt A German film director (of Turkish descent) is being investigated for wearing a "Bush" t-shirt with a swastika instead of an "s". In Germany, the swastika symbol is illegal even as an intended insult. Apparently, it's even illegal for Der Spiegel to show a picture of the T-shirt! more inside

Prozac babies. (redux) Prozac is a completely honest, good, and rightly drug that would never do anything untoward to you. Honest.

Last annoying year-end list. I promise.