Gifts for: a sick bastard, a vain bastard, a baby bastard, your bastard ex. Who says Design is Dead? more inside

Care to try your hand at a caption for this picture? As part of our occasional feature "Captioning Mirth and Jocularity", we bring you this gem. Or perhaps a caption would be superfluous.

A chance to name a monkey (posted here for obvious reasons). I'd like to hear your suggestions for a species name (no bid required).

The SuperBowl Thread Best halftime show ever? Most disappointing SuperBowl commercials EVAR? Oh... and a pretty dang good game. Your comments? more inside

From the "Why Didn't They Have These When I Was a Kid" department : Go to the emergency room in style (links to video on this page).

Astor Cube: The anatomy of a prank. Completely ripped off from memepool.

Are you into viewing extraterrestial objects? If you are one of the relatively few on this planet that enjoys locating fuzzy patches of light in the night sky, Comet Machholz is just for you. more inside

Something funny is going on out there.

Care to try your hand at a caption for this picture?

Paralyzed woman walks again after stem cell therapy ??? Zee bool-sheet detector is going off in my head, though I certain HOPE this is true. more inside

Typography FINALLY Meets the Web - This is freaking GENIUS. If you have designed web pages, you know that the only practical way to move beyond 4 or 5 basic fonts is to make a graphic (gif, jpg or png) using your font. Not any more! (This is big! if you are a fontaholic and have been frustrated by this longstanding web limitation) more inside

What's up in North Korea? Yesterday the first stories about this began to break on international media sites leading to much speculation and not a lot of attention by media here in the States. Today Kim Jong-Il makes an appearance to front line troops. more inside

Ashcroft resigning according to Fox? Via The Command Post.Is Bush really gonna try to put him on the Supreme Court? more inside

Kerry Wins by a Landslide : If you are ready to attempt a smile today, this might help.

Already an upset in NH Hart's Location (New Hampshire) beat Dixville Notch in adding up the votes. more inside

Your prognostication please: Making this more difficult, I realize that Karl Rove may be directing the placement car bombs near daycare centers in major cities of U.S. battleground states as I type this, but... more inside

By now you've heard of the U2 Special Edition iPod but you may not know about the waaay cool Ashlee Simpson edition. more inside

Care to try your hand at a caption for this pic?

Chief Justice William Rehnquist had been hospitalized for treatment of thyroid cancer . Remember when Pat Robertson prayed that God make the three "liberal" Supreme Court justices retire? Looks like a conservative may be the first to be replaced. Perhaps this will put the issue of who will name the next Chief Justices front and center just in time for Nov. 11th. I can't believe how little attention this has gotten in the press, up until now. more inside

Curious George: Open your own online pharmacy! A friend called to ask me what he should think of this. They telemarketed him and so my suspicions are high. Looks from the graphic on the home page like it is a MLM scheme, which means STAY AWAY. more inside