International Internet-Free Day? You must be freakin' kiddin me! Must. Log. On.

There's a whale in the Thames! Lucky London Monkeys get all the fun. It's a Northern Bottlenosed Whale. Hope the big fella's OK.

And the Snake shall lie down with the Hamster. Though the hamster may not exactly have a restful night's sleep. via

I hate to say I told you so. But, er, I told you so! Beetroot. Yum!

San Francisco's Pet Cemetery. A strangely moving collection of pics of the final resting places of some obviously well-loved animals. via more inside

Green pigs . Now all we need is the green eggs. more inside

Man sues over chatroom humiliation. If he wins, I'll see you all in court. more inside

Sweet, Sweet Mouse Revenge. Serves the cruel bastard right.

Punch it! Ideas from the 50s by a German scientist could mean a hyperdrive machine is possible. I don't understand half of this, but can't wait to see the stars turn into white streaks as I outrun an Imperial Star Destroyer.

Curious George: Firefox Window Someone has been monkeying with Firefox at home. Now there is a grey empty 'box' along the bottom of the window. I hates it. more inside

Mail Order Husbands. Stuck for last minute Christmas gifts? Don't know what to get for that spinster aunt? Problem solved!

Sweet, sweet tiger justice.

Shoot Him In The Head! Let's pretend to be a sniper! Woo! Friday gamey fun. more inside

Punk photos. A Flickr photoset by Andy Rosen, featuring some classic punk, new wave and New Romantic stars. more inside

New Mystery Mammal Found. Captured on film in Borneo. It's 'like a large domestic cat with a muscular tail. Me wants! What to call it, though?

Chastising the Wookie. Random euphemism generator. They all sound filthy. more inside

Holy Cow! A teeth-clenchingly bad corporate promotional video. All to the tune of Donna Summer's She Works Hard For The Money. It's like a terrible office party captured on video for all time. Via. Short download required to watch vid

Curious George: Christmas Shopping Help me monkeys, my Christmas shopping fu has abondoned me. more inside

A Bevvy of Beer-brewing Beauties from Bolivia. Well, Peru, actually, but I had that whole 'B' thing going on. Sounds like they liked a party.

Des Res, complete with bride. Looking for a new house? And a wife? Well now you can get both in one go. It's the House with Bride! stolen from