Wonder Woman and the Phallic Symbol Because fighting crime can be hard. A suggestive, but entirely SFW collection of old WW comic book covers.

Oliver Postgate Dead. The creator of Bagpuss, the Clangers and Ivor The Engine (amongst others) has died. These were some of the best loved children's TV shows in the UK for pretty much everyone over the age of 30. more inside

Spend! Spend! Spend! One hundred credit card designs. *Flash*

The Slanket A blanket, with sleeves! more inside

Pasta, with extra mozzarella! Man pleasures self with pasta sauce. more inside

How much dus a blue whales clit weigh? See streaming questions and answers from Britain's 118 118 directory enquiry service. A soothing mixture of banality and idiocy. stolen, as is usual on a Friday, from B3TA

British Nazi National Party membership posted online. more inside

Planning a naval bombardment of Australia? Now's your chance. Navy takes two months off for Christmas!

Celebrity Apes. Both crap and scary at the same time.

Roll Up! Roll Up! See The Human Marvels! A surprisingly humane site looking at all manner of human shapes and sizes... more inside

And you can ****ing well keep her. Peaches Geldof, spawn of Sir Bob, has moved to America. And written a beautiful article all about it for a fashion mag. The comments are a joy. more inside

The Modern Cat Because cats are better than dogs and deserve cool stuff. We all know dogs are lovely too...

O Hai! I Has An STD Naow. You Mights Too! KTHXBY Break that awkward news via special emails! Apols for the tinyurl - it's from http://medicine.plosjournals.org

Faecal Matter On Public Transport. The Facts! more inside

1066 and all that. 942 years ago today, the pesky French turned up. more inside

Patronising American tries to tell the Brits they drink too much. By choosing the most obvious examples of binge-drinking stag parties. See this pint of Guinness love? Well you can have it when you take it from my (extra) cold dead hands. more inside

Mail Goggles Taking the fun out of late night emails. more inside

Insects and old watch parts combined. That's about it really.

Christian Bale and Kermit. Parallel lives. Points for going on and on and on... Once again lifted from the B3TA newsletter. I'm not ashamed

Naval Museum Too Authentic Roger the Cabin Boy unavailable for comment.