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Obsessive Friday Counting Flash Game
It's from WAXY, so you know it has to be good. As addictive and frustrating as tontie ever was. Start with the top button to get the idea and then try the bottom button. You MUST win, mustn't you? more inside

MONKEY ROUNDTABLE: This is the post where we openly and civilly discuss the current poo-flinging and cagerattling that's been goin' on in the lavender. more inside

The Best Link Ever
I've contributed well over a hundred links here at MoFi; some great, some not so great. I can say without hyperbole that this is definitely the cremedelacreme. more inside

"In 1997, Predator helped set up Catalyst, a radical community activist tech collective in Sydney, Australia. He also wrote a 230 page weblog on his experience with cancer from the time he was diagnosed until three days before his death. His blog portrays a poignant story which documents thoroughly the ups and downs, the triumphs and turmoil of everyday life in this, our battle for a better world." more inside

Cosby: "It was the white man who got the word from somebody who was there, who called the white man, who put it in the white paper, which is called the Washington Post."
A bit of lukewarm newsfilter, but very interesting: Tavis Smiley interviews Bill Cosby about his comments at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

"What are Movie-List Classics? Some trailers which are no longer (or never have been) available on the 'net, have been Re-encoded, in high resolution picture and sound, and made available for Movie-List users. These are Movie-List Classics, and new ones are added each week." Kiss Friday productivity goodbye. You're welcome.

The compleat "Deep Throat" in ASCII
Java and NSFW. Kind of. This is like those magic eyes things; I can never see what the hell is going on. more inside

The pixel is celebrating his 50th birthday!
Check out the gallery.

The 50 coolest song parts.
Add yours.

Naked As We Came
Beautiful but slow loading QT music video by Iron and Wine, one of my new favorites.

The History of the Hello Kitty Vibrator
Surprisingly SFW.

ALOPECOID
Click the main link and see why you shouldn't drink the night before the spelling bee. This dude rocks.

My Pie Hole
Shamelessly lifted from Meta.

Honey Where You Been So Long? is one of my new favorite musicblogs. And there's a LOT of them out there these days.

"A well-timed blast of urine is the key to winning a crayfish fight, say researchers."
When in Rome, piss on it. more inside

Travis!
via BLORT, so you can just imagine. "Didn't know I could do that, did you?"

212-479-7990 more inside

Twang the Monkey.

Bunraku: The Little Story of Two Monkeys
Windows Media Video, probably NSFW. Pretty amazing though.