The Female Labia Enhancement Centre
As opposed, one assumes, to the Male Labia Enhancement Centre? "It's every girl's dream, to have perfect vaginal lips." Front page SFW, VERY MUCH _NOT_ SAFE FOR WORK ONCE YOU START CLICKING AROUND. "One survey query described it, that it looks more like a war injury then a vulva." So what do we think? Hoax? Gag? Serious?

The Lucky Pierre SwearLine
Fabulous Audio but NSFW (surprise!). The Transcripts are hysterical too.

Supersize Me: The Debate
McDonalds gets a bit testy when it gets prodded.

ROLL KATAMARI, ROLL!
It's been said before by those with more knowledge and power than me; but I gotta tell you: Katamari Damacy is the hardest to find, weirdest and coolest movie link game I've played in years. On top of that, the music is WONDERFUL! Still don't get it? Try the comic. If you see a copy, snag it. You won't be disappointed.

Do you know this man?
Waxy is offering Fifty bucks if you can identify "afroninja".

Carl Lewis: Oh dear.
We all have moments of poor judgement in our life; why highlight yours on your website?

god vs. bush

Sample Size Artist Projects
Some REAL winners in here. Explore.

"If you're into dead presidents (and gosh, who isn't?), you came to the right place."

Milo's Tongue
Via BLORT!

Mike the Headless Chicken for President

Comparison of life in Piscataway, New Jersey; Kochi, Japan; and Zhuzhou, Hunan Province, China
via MR.PANTS (who's updating far too rarely for my taste). I'd love to see some of our transplanted monkeys try something like this. Have at!

Art with a Capital "F"

Kill Bill V. I in Ascii
"We could not have a fight instead of having one." Spoilers!

Infocom Text Adventures Online
'Murrican Monkeys got Monday off. Waste your time with these classics. Leather Goddesses of Phobos, ya'll!

An online reprint of "How To Attain The Ideal Sex Life", circa 1940
"I must at the outset ask the reader's indulgence when discussing the intimate details of any one of the functions, which, if we employ the comparative method, are highly important on account of their analogy with the other functions, but in themselves are not very savoury"

The Fredrick Douglass Papers Online
Brand new. Via the NYTimes.

"Do you mean that anybody who is not donating a kidney is taking someone's life?"
"Yes," Kravinsky said. "So, by your terms, I'm a murderer?" "Yes," Kravinsky said. Philanthropy, jainism or masochism? It's a long piece but well worth the read.

Well, EXCUUUUSE MEEEE Princess.com
SFW, but likely to get you fired nonetheless. Please use wisely. And sparingly.

The Dub Selector
Slow loading but lots of fun. Check the menu in the lower left to explore.