Please don't kill me for this I just thought this was too funny... (I was searching google for something completely unrelated when I saw these results...) more inside

Curious, Sellout II Not trying to steal shiny's thunder, but her post really got me thinking... Considering that one spends the vast majority of their lives at work or sleeping, what did you want to be way back when, before your first job? more inside

Nostril? Is that you? A fine use of ale right here... more inside

Curious George: I'm Dying Should you tell a SO that you've got not too long for the world? more inside

Protest this! (Would've posted the link, but as far as I can tell this is pretty buried, via New York Daily News pg. 14 article) Three New York Emergency Vehicles to be included in Bush's inaugrual parade. more inside

Clock made for the people, by the people I thought this was pretty cool. It's interesting to see what people were doing at this exact minute in days gone by. (lots of crappy carboard signs, but some very cool ones as well... plus, you can submit your very own!) via boingboing.

WebBoggle: Oh, how I love ye! I've been playing this game for about six months (on and off) now, and it still hasn't gotten old. I do humbly apologize if this is a double, but a search returned nothing, but it could've been wiped in the Great Purge. IMHO, Best of the web. Anyway, even if this is a double, I would like to test my mettle against some of my fellow monkeys to see how I measure up. Look for the 'ol Debaser626 if you want a challenge good laugh! (NSFW, but only in a productivity-killing sorta way.)

Officious George: Living in a Cube I'm blasting my headphones right now, because my cube neighbor is loudly yammering on and on about Kung Fu on the phone (and I can still hear him). I'm just wondering what's the best way to deal with an über annoying co-worker, (especially one who is sensitive to critcism) without breaking office politics. more inside

NSFTS: Not Safe For The Squeamish. This totally creeped my out in a fascinating sort of way. I've reading about these buggers for hours, now. more inside

Curious George: Stupid Kitty! Don't mean to be a broken record with the "What's the dumbest thing.... theme," but my cat scared the crap out of me this weekend with his stupidity. more inside

What's this song? This is pretty cool. I'm surprised how many songs from my "favorite" bands I don't know. *Use the "Create own game in seconds" field on the upper right hand corner, as the default is random.

Curious George: Whats the stoopedest theeng yoov evar don? Inspired by this. I think many people have been candidates for the Darwin Awards, but have lived through their stupidity by sheer luck. more inside

Road Rage Cards. Does anyone else think this is a really stupid bad idea? (Though, at least it's not more of the "Tie The Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ol' SUV" stickers)

Mothers Against Video Game Addiction and Violence

Fact: Hardcore gaming not only leads to video game addiction and abrupt lifestyle changes, but to crime and felony as well. Hardcore gamers never buy computer video games. Instead, downloading illegally copied video games or “warez” is the only method acceptable by the underground. Buying a legit copy is grounds for abandonment by community groups. You may not be buying your child videogames, but they can illegally obtain them off the internet. I HATE your mother.

Curious George: Sunday Boozin'? Just walked by my neighborhood liquor store... and it's open? Not just for wine, but harder spirits too... Anyone else in NYC/other big cities notice this phenomenon? Or do you live in a dry town...

FamilyHighway Values You've got to be kidding me, right? Right? RIGHT?! Anyone? Is it too late to build a 500 foot wall around NYC? more inside

Finally a reason for pop up ads: Humor. This is just ridiculous. If I ever see someone with this phone (considering Pink is the new "Ghetto Black," it could very well be a man), I will personally slap the crap out of them.*
*Disclaimer: Unless they're bigger than me (via the internets, found while surfing for a Halo 2 buddy icon)

This makes me proud to be an American. Where else can you enjoy your civil liberty of flipping everyone off.... ahhh... America! more inside

Click here My civic duty fulfilled, I can now return to drooling over the promise of playing Halo 2. Over 'n out.

Curious George: Let's Secede It could be that Rhode Island had the right idea, so many years ago. If you can't beat 'em... fuck 'em more inside