Old Hollywood Movie Stills. High quality images too.

Everything you ever wanted to know about color..... and probably a lot more.

While watching Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan, I spied this. It is posted, appropriately to the is_it_gay community. And I have to ask, is it?

Hardboiled Detective Slang. You'll be spittin like a shamus in no time.

Pipe down yous monkeys. This here's the Real McCoy I tell ya, a style guide that'll make any goofy drugstore cowboy the gift of gab like a real shiek; and give jane that It. So read up on your 1920's street slang ya big palooka.

Dialecticly/Phonetically Challenged? Check out these flash charts of any orally producable part of speech imaginable! more inside

Conservative Art and Zepplin. I recommend reading all the linked posts in the article, it's quite good. [via our very own apostropher].

Wheedle's Groove: Seattle's Finest Funk and Soul. Light in the Attic records accidentally sent me this CD the other day and am I thankful. This is one of the best funk & soul albums ever made. Check out the demo tracks, especially "Little Love Affair".

ONE MAN BAND FROM THE FUTURE. I give you McRorie.

My God, no one could blame me -- no one! -- if I went off the edge and just lost it completely one day. I couldn't get through the day as it is without the Prozac and Jack Daniels I keep on the shelf, behind my Tops-20 JSYS manuals. I start getting the shakes real bad around 10am, right before my advisor meetings. A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac helps me get through the meetings without one of my students winding up with his severed head in a bowling-ball bag. They look at me funny; they think I twitch a lot. I'm not twitching. I'm controlling my impulse to snag my 9mm Sig-Sauer out from my day-pack and make a few strong points about the quality of undergraduate education in Amerika. [via Idiolect]

Ed Wood's Necromania! [NSFW] Fleshbot has released a DVD of Necromania, Ed Wood's (of Plan 9 fame) long lost porn film.

College bound monkeys looking for some extra cash? Write an essay for the American Fire Sprinkler Association. From the site: Write about a successful fire sprinkler activation in your town, area, or state. Students are recommended to talk to their local fire department for information, and to include some of the following details in their essay: cause of fire, number of fire sprinklers that activated, actions of fire fighters when they arrived at the scene. Also discuss how local media (TV, newspapers, etc.) reported the fire. (i.e., Was the media coverage positive or did it focus only on water damage from the sprinklers?)

Molvanian Music. Zladko 'Zlad' Vladcik is the awesome voice of Molvanian electro-pop.

The Worst Music on the iTunes Music Store iTunes software required to view link (otherwise only a blank page turns up). The Tiny Tim song is the worst IMHO. And the recording of Schwarzenneger's workout tape with "It's Rainin' men" in the background the best overall.

Rasputin's Penis. NSFW of course.

Pro Tossers. Professional Tossing League. [Via some guy's bumper sticker]

A history of gay bath houses. Not remotely safe for work. [via a segment I heard on NPR]

A beautiful Letter from the mother of a gay son. This letter is absolutely perfect. It sent chills down my spine. It's probably one of the most beautiful and tragic things I've read in a long time. [Via Seablogger via Eschaton]

Breedster's Output. A fascinating series of graphs representing the breedster community. Breedster was announced to the monkey world in an earlier post.

Do penis enlargment pills work? I'm no curious george; however, this blog seeks to answer this question with one man's anecdotal experience. For some reason, I trust this man and don't think he's just a shill for spam. [via Unfogged]