The nine Chinese dragons . Visit the horns of a deer; the head of a camel; the eyes of a devil; the neck of a snake; the abdomen of a large cockerel; the scales of a carp; the claws of an eagle; the paws of a tiger; and the ears of an ox. more inside

I can see Dan and Foop and Trac and Little Homunculus and goofy and TT and all of you monkeys out there! Jumping right in to the WayBack Machine... Are you a Romper Room Do-bee? more inside

Asstroys . The game. That is all.

The rarest fabric of all . One million spiders spin the the only fabric of its kind. Video Beautiful! The cloth of gold. Gold work done on cloth of gold. More info. more inside

Lascaux: The beginning of art . Enjoy a detailed virtual tour of the cave, then read about the geology, architecture and probable meanings of the drawings.

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Get with the game, monkeys . Don't make me play this by myself, kids.

Appalling. Gripping. Horrific . The Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys

Sad forest of ghosts may be disturbing pictures in first link Legend has it there was a fierce battle in this forest ages ago, and the restless souls of those who perished then continue to haunt the area and call for more dead. Legend also has it that it's easy to lose to lose your way here, and there are dangers including sinkholes and collapsed lava tubes. The forest is not always silent. more inside

By order of the principal! . All students are forbidden to say the word "meep". What's it mean? Pick one of 77 definitions. What's it look like in action? Try here. People are singing (sort of) about it. There's even a website-- meepmeep.com Say what? via Teh Blue more inside

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Forgotten Objects . and an extra 55 Epic, Weird and Totally Awesome Images

It's MOLE DAY! . Oct. 23, 1959, the great Alfred Matthew Yankovic was born more inside

Curious George: . Hommy, pleg, Dan, gomi, Karen, Cubby, Tommy, Darlene, Sharon, Bobby, Doreen, Lonnie, Annette... We like you!! Kudos to the Monkeys that regularly post! How many Monkeys out there are still reading? Can we get a roll call?

Icycle . That is all.

Am I the only one that wasn't invited to Jill and Kevin's wedding? . How could I miss this? It was on NBC. It was featured in WaPo. It's even on their website. more inside

Curious George and the Little Orange Fox . Hope me once again, Monkeys! According to annoyances.org, MS has once again hijacked my computer. Should I update my registry as suggested? According to annoyances.com,Weeping Radish Root Beer is "exactly what a root beer should taste like." Check out the beers. Draw a wombat.

Jorge Luis Borges: The Mirror Man . "This program examines the life and literary career of the charismatic Argentine writer, as well as the thematic, symbolic, and mythological underpinnings of his works. If you can't get the ubu link or want it in You Tube episodes, here you are, Episodes 1 - 6: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Some Borges' poems This wondermus post came to me right outta the Blue. Thanks, vronsky more inside

Curious Fun-lovin George: My grandkids love hidden object games, and there are a few Big Fish and AOL games that could be especial favorites. The prices are fine for the downloads, I just don't know what I'm getting into. Do I really want to do this? more inside

Teste Touch . That is all. more inside