You're funny. No, YOU'RE funny! Too much cute. Baby Dad Laugh

What to do with all the beautiful pictures

The Makeover . Tropfest Australia 2013 Second Prize If you don't laugh, I wash my hands of you.

Here's 15 ways to celebrate the New Year . Since I'm 2,500 miles from New York, I won't be watching the ball drop, but I do have the exquisite opportunity to see the potato drop this year. It's no moon pie or possum, but it is appropriate. What are you doing this New Year's Eve? I'm going to forgo the excitement of the potato, and just stay home and listen to the neighbors shoot off their shotguns at midnight--one of the many benefits of living in the rural West. Here's a bit of history on the Time's Square ball. (The Boise potato is this year's russet, and there's not a whole lot of history yet.)

NSFW--This is not yer grandma's Christmas tree . Unless grandma was really kinky

Unwrap all the presents! Christmas is coming with presents and eggnog, turkey and stuffing, and lots and lots of bananas. But not Cthurkey, PLEASE!

A Prayer For The Chronologically Enhanced Ya gotta stay sharp. It's either your mind, your hide or your wallet that goes. It's time to declare a Manifesto for the Chronologically Enhanced. more inside

Curious George<b>:</b> Remember the joy of socks? We loved our socks. We even posted about them incessantly. We worried about them. Petebest taught us sock sorting, and PigAlien gave us sockherding. more inside

AWESOME COSTUMES! Halloween's coming, and time to get your costumes ready. No matter how creative you are, you'll have a hard time beating these inspired guises. File under heartwarming

getting ready for the apocalymas . You're welcome.

Urine wheel? I think NOT. I give you the BEER wheel! . Actually, here's another. Or whisky wheels. Wine? Coffee. Fruit juice, anyone? Mmmm, maple syrup. more inside

Treat Monster! SLYT

New species of hooked-leg spider found in Oregon cave . Your youtube creepy crawly pics for the day.

A short refresher course in the art of the snorgle . Also, for those more advanced: How to snorgle a kitteh belly Interspecies snorgling (other than primates)

Needs more eye bleach . Meet Acanthamoeba What's new in treatment.

Ghostly Circus . Rob Tarbell used* burnt credit cards, junk mail, and other small trash to make strange and ghostlike images on paper. Jim Dingilian blows smoke into glass bottles. more inside

There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on You can receive a free sensor to monitor for earthquakes if your computer is within one of the regional arrays for the Quake Catcher Network. If you have an internet-connected computer with a free USB port, why not participate?

CATS! In Shoes!!

Cats on glass tables . With meatloaf cats!

Who's your favorite weirdo? . S. Gross Mr. I am blind, and my dog is dead vs G. Wilson Mr. Cracked Cosmos Scroll down in the hairygreeneyeball links for yummy delicious comics Of course there's mo' betta inside more inside