Canada does its bit on the War on Terror: delivers Bin Laden to Bush.

Why We Fart more inside

Pavarotti RIP .

Goats sacrificed to fix Nepal jet - Nepal Airlines sacrificed two goats to appease the deity Akash Bhairav and solve problems with an aircraft. "The snag in the plane has now been fixed and the aircraft has resumed its flights," senior airline official Raju K.C. said. Representatives from Goat on a Poleism could not be reached for comment. more inside

The harassments of Tony Rosato. The former actor on SCTV and Saturday Night Live, et al has been behind bars for two and a half years, now, and has finally taken the stand. It seems clear that he suffers from Capgras Syndrome, and that the harassment incidents stem from that condition, so why does it take so long to divert him from Court to Care?

Curious George: Musician's Deals Sites? I'm looking for a "deals" site strictly for music gear. Something like FatWallet or TechDeals but for guitars, bongos, . . those . . little shaky things . . y'know music stuff. Anyone know of any? more inside

Woman sees her own heart on display at a medical exhibition.

The Atlas of the Universe - The visible universe. The Universe within 1 billion Light Years. The Virgo Supercluster. The Universe within 50,000 Light Years. Nearest stars.

Heart warming romantic claptrap . I wish I could convey the sense of quiet confidence that settles over the man or woman who holds the reins of a good team as a storm moves in I wish I could convey the sphincter-puckering panic that settles over a man or woman who realizes they're sitting on a metal buck rake as a storm moves in. stolen frm the Blue--but added to inside. more inside

Super friends let it all hang out. NSFW. Or your mental health. Never will you see ET through innocent eyes again.

Curious George: What to do with really old magazines? So I got word from the in-laws that they were thinking about chucking 30-40 old copies of National Geographic since they've been collecting dust for ages in the basement. The oldest issue is from 1913, which strikes me as interesting, simply because it's almost a century old! I don't have any personal need for 40 copies of old magazines, and I'm not sure who specifically would have such a need; but it strikes me as a waste that these relics of the past should simply be discarded. To what constructive use could these (or any older magazines) be put?

Gone to join circus . It starts like this. Then you want to get tricky. You might go to the dump. (2 part story) Or buy one of these. You turn into this guy. Then you make a movie. Don't worry, you'll probably die in the bathtub. more inside

Make your own Rheopectic slime in less than 15 minutes - This, of course, does not apply to the quidnunc kid, who exudes the stuff naturally from his skin*, like a freakin' hagfish. *He actually sells it on Ebay to pay for his tanning-booth addiction more inside

England welcomes first female Beefeater Moira Cameron, a 38-year-old from Argyll, Scotland, will serve as one of the Yeoman Warders, the body that protects the crown jewels. more inside

The mother who suckles pet monkey. Lucky or unlucky monkey?

New evidence TWA Flight 800 was shot down? "On Tuesday, July 23, 1996, a representative from the Defense Intelligence Agency advised [the FBI] that after a visual analysis of both the videotape as well as a number of still photographs taken from various portions of the tape, the phenomenon captured by [name redacted] appeared to be consistent with the exhaust plume from a MANPAD [Man-portable air-defense] missile."

Dying alone in London.

wikirage: lists the pages at wikipedia which are receiving the most edits per unique editor over various periods of time. Popular people in the news, goats, and the latest weirdness can be quickly found. more inside

The Way of All Flesh "Yesterday at the flea market I picked up a small cosmetics case stuffed with photos almost all of which were of the same woman. The bulk of the photos were photobooths and portraits documenting her as she aged over the course of about 50 years or so."

Tarred and Feathered. The story behind the summary justice meted out to an alleged drug-dealer in Belfast.