Giant Microbes. Yes, all the plushie viruses and bacteria you have ever wanted, and more. I think the Mad Cow would make a fine doorstop.

Why God Favors America "We're gonna die now."

It's Official: Britney Spears' freak out no longer funny. more inside

Come on up! Except for you. And you. Oh, and also, you.

37 fads that swept the U.S. From break dancing and bermuda shorts to hula hoops and "have a nice day".

Platypuses and their gronking noiseses. more inside

Curious George: Blinking HDD Light! I noticed the hard drive activity light on my computer was blinking every second - on the second - when I was absentmindedly staring at it and noticed it synched up with the ticking of the clock on the wall. Thus began my strange odd-yssey to make it stop. more inside

Indonesians have massive balls, plan to plug volcano.

[Curious George] Help finding a DIY eye looky thing I saw once online instructions for making a device (called a ...?) which allows a person's two eyes to look into one another. It's a little box, mirrors, etc..., and one looks into the two eye holes. Any help finding it, or even a name for such device?

Ambient noise, apparently free. Here's purring. Here's the scratch of a pencil. Here's a typewriter (with carriage returns). Here's a restaurant. Um, warning: sound.

The Corpus Scriptorum Latinorum is a large archive of texts in Latin, most of which, thankfully, have translations into English and other languages. It's brought to you by the people at Forum Romanum. more inside

Chimps Observed Making Their Own Weapons Chimpanzees living in the West African savannah have been observed fashioning deadly spears... more inside

"Britain is repossessing the USA" by John Cleese

Taxonomy Explorer: the Classification of Species more inside

A golden-eyed priestess has been discovered by Lorenzo Costatini's team in Shahr-i-Sokhta.

Colossalest Colossal Squid ever is caught by New Zealand fishermen. Otherwise known as Mesonychoteuthis Hamiltoni, it's much bigger than the last one that was caught. Last link from the ever excellent Cephalopod News. more inside

Clowns Shot During Performance Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday. more inside

Curious George and his cable / internet bundle. Ontarian monkeys -- I need your help. After years of no cable nor home intertube access, I'm about to make the jump to hyperspace and get both. more inside

Ewe must be kidding. Right? (NSFW if you ever hope to be promoted)

Meet the inspiration for Yoda... alas, not a monkey.